llamarmyofdanosaurs:

Phil: [standing in a crowded room] “Crap I lost Dan”

Phil: [searches for a few minutes but can’t find Dan] “Well, drastic times call for drastic measures”

Phil: [shouts] “AMAZINGPHIL SUCKS!”

Dan: [jumps up out of the crowd like a lion about to pounce] “WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY?!”

Phil: [sighs] “Oh, there he is.”