phandomoftheoprah:

cat-whisker-splinges:

good things to say during sex:

“I’m going shoulder deep”

“Wait – let’s get a little more juice in there”

“You don’t have to say BAM every time I apply the wood”

“I’m gonna jail you up” “Can’t wait”

“Do you wanna take finger shifts? are you tired?”

“It hurt, but then I liked it”

“Roses are red, violets are blue, I like spaghetti, let’s go fuck”

“You loved it, you wanna do it more”

“You’re hotter than the sun, sweetcheeks”

“There’s nothing wrong with anal sex”

I DIDNT EVEN REALIZE THIS WAS PHAN UNTIL “i like spaghetti, lets go fuck”

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