good things to say during sex:
“I’m going shoulder deep”
“Wait – let’s get a little more juice in there”
“You don’t have to say BAM every time I apply the wood”
“I’m gonna jail you up” “Can’t wait”
“Do you wanna take finger shifts? are you tired?”
“It hurt, but then I liked it”
“Roses are red, violets are blue, I like spaghetti, let’s go fuck”
“You loved it, you wanna do it more”
“You’re hotter than the sun, sweetcheeks”
“There’s nothing wrong with anal sex”
I DIDNT EVEN REALIZE THIS WAS PHAN UNTIL “i like spaghetti, lets go fuck”