What she says: I’m fine.
What she means: Has JK Rowling ever actually watched the Very Potter Musical series? Can we get a directors commentary video of the cast of Harry Potter watching the Very Potter musicals? And then follow that up with the reactions of the starkids watching that commentary? Is Rowling aware that the relationship ties are inexplicably better in those musicals than in the entirety of the Harry Potter franchise? Can they be given a chance to perform one of their shows on Broadway? It doesn’t even have to be AVPM, I’d buy front row tickets to Me and My Dick, Starship, Twisted… Hell, they could do an entire show of them moving furniture around a stage and I’d watch it. Does Joey Richter know that he is a precious, precious gift? And that Dylan Saunders had the voice of a God? Should I even mention Darren- I mean he is Harry Freakin’ Potter. Will the starkids ever go back on tour? More importantly, will they sing songs of their past shows with those of the new? I wish I knew the names of all the new Starkids, but I’m terrified of change… What if I am left to whimper in solitude while eating a huge bar of chocolate, alone, over this empty hole left in my heart after having watched all the starkid Musicals on a never ending loop for years and never be satisfied? Is Hermiongleessa… Herman… Hermaiondal… Hermione actually the coolest girl in the whole wide world? How can I be a contributing member of society when I haven’t reached my Status Quo? As I sit here eating redvines, might this be the one thing that REDVINES CAN’T ACTUALLY FIX? I NEED ANSWERS!