How to Get Along With Your Hufflepuff Friend Pt. 2

ladydrarry:

From a Slytherin’s Perspective

• they are smol precious cinnamon rolls too good, too pure for this world so be easy on them

• if you aren’t then they will get sad, and you are a Slytherin and therefore do not handle tears well

• they may initiate physical contact often, don’t be scared it’s just them being them

• let them make a flower crown for you it’ll be worth their smile trust me

• it’s difficult to tell when they’re being facetious or not but just always assume they’re being genuine

• they don’t betray trust, even if your secret is that you banged Professor Snape on his desk a year ago they’ll keep it after dying of laughter

• they will steal your chocolate, keep them away or it’s gone forever

• Hufflepuffs are not afraid of you no matter how scary you try to seem, they can see right through masks

• they’ll probably want to create some elaborate handshake that involves chest bumps and doing the coffee grinder

• they may or may not be Tumblr famous out of Hogwarts (shipping Destiel and Johnlock) even if you don’t know what that is, be careful looking on it because it’s a weird website