some random slytherin headcanons

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slytherns:

  • marcus has a crush on theo but he will never admit it
  • they all kissed each other bc they always play spin the bottle
  • draco’s first kiss was with blaise
  • blaise is aro
  • theo has a crush on pansy and everyone knows it
  • theo has a cat called nora and she sleeps on his bed every night
  • he cat seems to hate everyone, expect draco and theo
  • daphne tutors marcus sometimes
  • they all study together at the library sometimes but it always ends up with them having to leave for being too loud
  • they all called snape dad at least once
  • blaise cries when he’s drunk
  • pansy fixes the boys eyebrows
  • pansy cuts her own hair
  • pansy and daphne cuddle when its cold (and sometimes when it isnt because daphne is really touchy and hates sleeping on her own bed)
  • draco and blaise used to call each other bro all the time 
  • blaise seems all tough but he’s actually really cute and sleeps with a stuffed bunny his mother gave him
  • pansy will talk about feminism to anyone who will listen to it 

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