The Signs as AVPM Quotes

Aries: “Oh my wizard god!”
Taurus: “If I had an invisibility cloak I’d use it so I’d never have to face my own reflection in the mirror.”
Gemini: “What the hell is a hufflepuff?”
Cancer: “Malfoy, you coward! Ten points from Gryffindor!”
Leo: “When I had a body, I had mad game with the bitches… Just ask Bellatrix Lestrange!”
Virgo: “Thanks, Hermione”
Libra: “And you think killing people will make them like you, but it doesn’t… It just makes them dead.”
Scorpio: “It’s just every time I look at her I get pains in my chest, and I just know it’s her fault, that bitch…!”
Sagittarius: “BITCH I AIN’T CHO CHANG”
Capricorn: “Usually, I just kill people who try to get me to open up…oops.”
Aquarius: *to quirrel* “GO HOME TERRORIST!”
Pisces: “Come on, I’m tired. Can’t we just be Death Eaters?”