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“Hagrid gulped, but no words came out. 

“Could you write it down?” Harry suggested.

“Nah – can’t spell it. All right – Dildo Lover Rat Mom. ” Hagrid shuddered. “Don’
make me say it again.” 

“Sir?” said Harry. “I’ve been thinking… sir – even if the Stone’s gone, Dil-, I mean, You-Know- Who –”
“Call him Dildo Lover Rat Mom, Harry. Always use the proper name for things. Fear of a name increases fear of the thing itself.”

Harry turned this news over in his mind. He was starting to get a
prickle of fear every time You- Know-Who was mentioned. He supposed this
was all part of entering the magical world, but it had been a lot more
comfortable saying “Dildo Lover Rat Mom” without worrying.

“Hagrid, he’d have
found out somehow, this is Dildo Lover Rat Mom we’re talking about, he’d have
found out even if you hadn’t told him.”

“Yeh could’ve died!” sobbed Hagrid. “An’ don’ say the name!”

“DILDO LOVER RAT MOM!” Harry bellowed, and Hagrid was so shocked, he stopped
crying.