Friend: “Let’s watch Harry Potter!” *grabs Goblet of Fire*
Me: “Yesss! Let- what the fuck are you doing?”
Friend: “Well, I like this one-”
Me: “We watch them all from the beginning. You can’t just jump ahead.”
Friend: “We don’t have enough ti-”
Me: “Bitch, we will make time. Sit down and shut up.”