misterjazzmaster

thankyousirmayihaveanother:

trishmishtree:

marauders4evr:

You notice how Trump demolished the food safety laws and now, in the past month, we haven’t been able to eat lettuce, eggs, Tyson chicken, and watermelon because there are huge bacteria outbreaks?

Interesting… 🤔 🤔 🤔

lettuce (x)

eggs (x)

chicken (x)

watermelon (x)

and here’s a link to an article talking about the changes trump has made to food safety protections

saxifraga-x-urbium:

butches-get-smooches:

xtafur:

genderlich:

ispinprideflags:

genderlich:

genderlich:

you ever have 8,045 bad mental health days in a row

you ever have 8,046 bad mental health days in a row

thats 22 years of bad mental health are you okay

you ever have 8,050 bad mental health days in a row

They’re deactivated now and I really hope they are okay, but my nihilism is telling me something else. 😦

nah i just changed urls a few times. i came out and transitioned, graduated college, and got an amazing girlfriend who lights up my life. i had to delete the queued update to this post that said 8400 days for my 23rd birthday because i’m in a really good place right now.

to everyone struggling: it really does get better.

Reblog to break your bad mental health streak

thetattedstoner:

Damaged || Danity Kane

legalmenterubia:

gayfck:

it’s a folklore now

Gay folklore is so valid.

beigency:

OKAY I TAKE BACK EVERYTHING I SAID. THIS IS THE MOST ICONIC TWEET OF ALL TIME.

jack-the-lion:

blaqmarquet:

goldencharm888:

macethecat:

mothyseawitchery:

HEY GUYS CHECK THIS OUT

So if a porn bot reblogs and puts a link to your selfies you can do this

SO IF A PORN BOT PUTS A LINK TO A PORN SITE/VIRUS YOU CAN FOLLOW THESE STEPS TO HAVE IT REMOVED. ALSO IF ANY REMOVES THE ORIGINAL CAPTION OF YOUR POST TO BOOST THEIR BLOG YOU CAN REPORT THEM (AND GET THEM REMOVED) TOO.

YOU CAN ALSO FILE A DMCA (Digital Millennium Copyright Act) AGAINST THEM TOO. http://tumblr.com/dmca

WHY DOESN’T THIS HAVE MORE NOTES?

SIGNAL BOOST THIS PIECE OF HEAVEN Y’ALL

YES PLEASE

Boosting because I didn’t know this was a thing!

http://a.tumblr.com/tumblr_ntj7qynjRC1u9ru6ro1.mp3?plead=please-dont-download-this-or-our-lawyers-wont-let-us-host-audio
http://mister-jazz-master.tumblr.com/post/176420860295/audio_player_iframe/mister-jazz-master/tumblr_ntj7qynjRC1u9ru6r?audio_file=http%3A%2F%2Fa.tumblr.com%2Ftumblr_ntj7qynjRC1u9ru6ro1.mp3

paper-mario-wiki:

vampireapologist:

I’m losing my mind I just saw panic in Pittsburgh and while they set up Africa by Toto came on and the entire crowd went wild and turned on their phone lights and sang and I was sitting next to a dad in his fifties and he was SO confused he said “this wasn’t even this big of a hit when it came out???”

myhomework-is-onfire:

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

where’s the fucking notes on this thing this is peak gen z culture

voiceskele:

queenoftherams8:

tangzhuang:

spacelesbians:

bpdsnek:

my mitochondria clearly aren’t working because this bitch has NO FUCKING ENERGY

Mitochondria machine broke

actually the funny thing is that this post is basically describing what researchers now think is the underlying cause in chronic fatigue syndrome (as in there is notable dysfunction in mitochondria that means less ATP is produced, especially under stresses)

THIS BITCH EMPTY

Y E E T