onlyblackgirl:

kropotkindersurprise:

2018 – Rapper Professor Green and a friend removed an anti-homeless bar on a public bench, installed to stop homeless people from sleeping there. Instead they installed their own much larger bar, that can be used with a tarpaulin to improvise a tent, so homeless people can have a dry place to sleep.

It cost more money to install all these “anti homeless” everywhere than it would to just…like…help the homeless people.

sirasanders:

kingofthesun:

So I Have a Tiny Chicken

Keep in mind, it’s not a batam chicken, it has some birth defect that makes it smaller than an average small chicken, we think. I don’t know. We didn’t expect this.

This is Cicero.

We thought Cicero was a rooster, mostly from fear of him being a hen and trying to lay an egg, only to end up egg bound.

Well, today we learned that Cicero the Rooster is actually Cicero the Hen.

AND LOOK

AT WHAT

SHE LAID

A TINY EGG.

I’VE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE IT.

IF WE HATCH IT WOULD A TINIER CHICKEN BE HATCHED??

WILL IT CONTINUE UNTIL WE HAVE THE SMALLEST CHICKEN IN THE WORLD??

WHY DID MY SISTER NAME THE CHICKEN AFTER HER MATH TEACHER??

WHAT IS GOING ON???????

THIS NEEDS MORE NOTES IM LAUGHINGWJSJKD

supersaiyansaint:

wishem:

qualitydoggo:

brendaonao3:

sensei-wrong:

symbiote-spideypool:

peter and wade are fighting side by side and when peter runs out of web fluid, he grabs a gun off wade’s belt and wade has this transcendent moment of i’m going to watch spiderman shoot my gun at a real live bad guy

but peter just fucking throws it at a bad guy’s face and knocks him out cold

The impact causes the gun to go off and shoot wade in the dick. Spider man spends the next several minutes frantically apologizing while cable laughs his ass off for the first time in years.

Pretty sure I’ve read this comic

@wishem please omg just a quick doodle or something even

I am sorry Cable looks like that

I laughed my ass of at “bad guy uwu” I love this entire comic so much