disneydamselestelle:

Frozen is the first movie to show depressed charact-

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Frozen is the first movie to be about an outcast-

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Frozen is the first movie with magic-

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Frozen is the first movie with a dysfunctional fam-

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Frozen is the first to not have love at first sight-

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Frozen is the first Disney movie to teach girls they don’t need to be saved by-

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Frozen is the first movie where the princess isn’t only focused on marrying a prince-

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Frozen is the first-

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bad-post-pikachu:

MINORS ON TUMBLR BEWARE

Keep an eye out for this pride flag! If you encounter someone with this pride flag as their icon, do yourself a favor and block/report them. This is the MAP pride flag. For those who don’t know, MAP stands for Minor Attracted Person, more commonly known as a pedophile. The MAP community is filled with adults who openly admit to having sexual feelings towards children, and post about how they fantasize about underaged children. It’s sick and disgusting, and these depraved individuals try and use tumblr as a platform to normalize their perversions. They appropriate the experiences of the LGBT community by feigning systematic oppression, and comparing the rightful societal condemnation of pedophiles to the violent persecution of the LGBT community, which isn’t even remotely comparable. It’s honestly reprehensible that they’d take advantage of pride by making a flag like this. It’s incredibly dangerous because unifying symbols such as this create a platform for pedophiles to prey on children, and spread pedophilia-enabling rhetoric. Please spread this around if you can, and if you are a minor, don’t bother interacting with these scumbags. It’s not worth putting yourself in danger to call these people out or try to get them to see the error of their ways. Stay safe everyone!

http://a.tumblr.com/tumblr_mxgyvm3T991r3jnx9o1.mp3?plead=please-dont-download-this-or-our-lawyers-wont-let-us-host-audio
http://mister-jazz-master.tumblr.com/post/175392569050/audio_player_iframe/mister-jazz-master/tumblr_mxgyvm3T991r3jnx9?audio_file=http%3A%2F%2Fa.tumblr.com%2Ftumblr_mxgyvm3T991r3jnx9o1.mp3

monobeartheater:

palmsizedmoth:

ask-fire-emblem-olivia:

roavaswardrobe:

THAT IS EXACTLY THE OPPOSITE OF WHAT I WAS EXPECTING

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there is literally no bigger plot twist than seeing the image and then clicking the audio

https://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/mister-jazz-master/175392525080/tumblr_m5xe6wUkwY1rqyj28?plead=please-dont-download-this-or-our-lawyers-wont-let-us-host-audio
http://mister-jazz-master.tumblr.com/post/175392525080/audio_player_iframe/mister-jazz-master/tumblr_m5xe6wUkwY1rqyj28?audio_file=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.tumblr.com%2Faudio_file%2Fmister-jazz-master%2F175392525080%2Ftumblr_m5xe6wUkwY1rqyj28

kuhnishhhh:

thebaconsandwichofregret:

somecallmeweird:

the-mispookyvous-loki:

gingeronastick:

ganderbulbs:

bouderie:

nintendonut1:

breathingocean:

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reblog because wow what a great quality audio file this is

wow this file really is high quality

im kind of shocked 

i thought the comments were being sarcastic im not sure if im disappointed or not

dude holy shit you’re right.

IT’S SO CRISP MY MOUTH DROPPED OPEN

I’m crying…

This is literally the clearest audio post on tumblr

Chip skylark

starwarsgraphictee:

mellenabrave:

That’s the human equivalant of the “sir are you aware you are a cat” meme.

I thought I was Jewish when I was her age but I was actually Catholic so when my Jewish friends invited me to give a prayer at his house during Chanukah and I recited “Our Father who art in heaven…”, my friend’s mom got on her knees and said to my face in a super soft voice, “Joey, I think you’re catholic not Jewish,” in front of everyone and I thought I was in trouble and I started crying.