Author: misterjazzmaster

i'm destinee. I think i'm funny.

pucikat:

manapua:

why are old people so obsessed with doing this

me as a castaway spelling with leaves:

tfw u get stranded😱😱😱😞😞😞😞😞😞😩😩😩😩😩😩😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 succs 👎👎👎👎👎👎👎😾😾😾😾😾😡😡😡😡💩💩💩💩💩cause theres no pokestops 😂😂😂😂😂😂👌👌👌👌👌💯💯💯💯💯😜😜😜😜so whoever sees this 👀👀👀👀👀👈👈👈👈👈👈u know what to do😋😋😋😏😏😏😏😏😛😛😛😛😉😉😉😉💅💅💅💅💅💅

friendly-neighborhood-patriarch:

thisoneshade:

catsbeaversandducks:

More Dog Snapchats On Bored Panda

We don’t deserve dogs.

I went to a presentation that showed by thousands of years of breeding we’ve bred a bit of our own selves into dogs and made them the most human companions of man.

thisclockworkheart:

deathcomes4u:

theartofanimation:

Gabriele Pennacchioli  – 
https://www.linkedin.com/in/gabriele-pennacchioli-6251472  –  http://pennacchioli.tumblr.com  –  https://www.instagram.com/gabrielepennacchioli  –  https://www.facebook.com/gabriele.pennacchioli  –  https://vimeo.com/user17473475

I fucking love this.

Not only because hell yeah fat girl heroes and awesomely executed art and animation

But also because I know there are hundreds of assholes SEETHING over it

Everything about these pictures is PERFECTION.

I love how there are people who are pissed off about the depiction of *fictional* fat people being active. These aren’t even real people, but the very idea of a fat person being active (or you know, living while being fat) and being depicted in a positive light is enough to bother some? 

Please.

These are beautiful and skilfully done. The ugliness of those others has no place here. 

armoldhammer:

i don’t think i could have a bodyguard w/o falling in love with them

  • open doors for me
  • buff
  • quiet/stoic
  • focused on my well-being and safety at all times
  • tall + good posture
  • lean down to whisper at me
  • will not hesitate to punch creeps
  • can and will literally shield me with his whole body

identityconstellations:

iampikachuhearmeroar:

identityconstellations:

If I ever become a history teacher, I’m going to write “gullible” on the ceiling.
Then in the middle of class, I’ll announce, “There’s ‘gullible’ written on the ceiling.”
After the whole look vs. not look shenanigan occurs, I shall then slam my books on my desk, prop myself up, lean forward and say, “Welcome to history. Your first lesson? Check your facts for yourself.”

chaotic evil

chaotic learning

wilwheaton:

aellagirl:

theriu:

kaible:

aellagirl:

how to make smores

I was going through old home videos I made a few years ago when i was bored and alone. 

for anyone who has ever wondered what girls do in their spare time: this is what girls do in their spare time.

I will NEVER
STOP
LOVING
THIS

I thought I would get sick of this video

but I’ve watched it probably easily 80 times by now, not including the editing process, and it still gets me

Goddamn this is funny.