misterjazzmaster

tonystarksanxieties:

kripke-is-my-king:

thevulcantimelord:

uuuhshiny:

doctorwhedonverse:

This was porn to me.

this is porn

and then this happened

is that John Barrowman and James Marsters making out

… that is John Barrowman and James Marsers making out

#torchwood was a gift until everyone started dying (via pipdreams)

17mul:

illzie:

hustleinatrap:

save for yourself and for future generations

reblog to save a life

@puremarula

marauders70s:

accio-shitpost:

the gay agenda is remus lupin being happy

i almost didn’t reblog this and felt so damn guilty i went back to find it

marzipanandminutiae:

nicollekidman:

MAYBE YOU SHOULDN’T HAVE HARRASSED WOMEN THEN

just-shower-thoughts:

Music was better when ugly people were allowed to make it.

midtown120blues:

endgaem:

bigboss-smallpond:

warheads-r-us:

killzombieseatbacon:

cyrodiil-burns:

live-exist-die:

evil-shenanigans-alpha:

epicdoubletap:

arizonagunguy:

goodoleboyslikeme:

arizonagunguy:

sourprincess:

piratebay-premium:

meepicusmaximus:

bluntedanimehunk:

hunewm:

bluntedanimehunk:

internetlaureate:

bluntedanimehunk:

why do nice girls always go for the assholes i dont even like pegging

No. Just. NO. I am so sick of this bullshit stereotype being both perpetuated AND played out. No.

um

Saying nice girls go with the assholes is the biggest stereotype in relationships of all time

uM

We don’t go with assholes, we go with the people who give us attention at the right time and ignore us at the right time and it just so happens to be the people who don’t care about us and it’s stupid a/f

This post represents tumblr

Okay but like that’s the most true stereotype ever… so many dumb nice girls date douchebags lmao

ARE YOU SERIOUS

The problem is not that nice girls date assholes, it’s that nice girls *knowingly* date assholes and then have the nerve to complain and ask “why can’t I find a nice guy?”

And I will now stop before this becomes a rant.

You dont get this post do you? Lol

The comments are priceless.

So many people being clueless.

Douchebags always date douchebags. The kicker is douchebags have 0 self-awareness that they are douchebags so in turn they complain that “they can never find a nice guy/sane girl.”

Holy fuck man not you too

So many non-comprehending mother fuckers

Pure comedy gold.

Oh. My. Fucking. God.

This post is a perfect example of what people mean when we talk about how nobody on this godforsaken website has any fucking reading comprehension skills

i still get people responding to this in earnest multiple times on a daily basis and i just have to ask how disconnected from reality do you have to be to see a post with this many responses and not figure out something is up

surprisebitch:

i cant believe that this ACTUALLY happened. i refuse to believe that we’re not living in the twilight zone rn

theprophetchuck:

sissyhiyah:

suchanexquisitelie:

sparklyninjabot:

rainylayne:

biscuit-tornado:

beegoould:

thetrippytrip:

I’m the one in the middle

I love everything about this except the manbaby who left to get his poopy diaper changed

today on toxic masculinity theatre: a demonstration of why a subtle sneer and turning aside to drink your beer isn’t a good response to being on the kisscam

Honestly, this is just so good.

I watched this about 6 times and I’m not anywhere close to being done enjoying it yet.

The woman that can’t stop laughing makes my soul smile.

LOL

keepcalmanddrinkwater:

rninor:

landorus:

lets have phone sex over walkie talkies

“bend over”
“bend what? over”

O M G 😂😂😩

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