Author: misterjazzmaster

i'm destinee. I think i'm funny.

sleepysamurai:

ok listen… you r literally the only person i’m telling this. just.. don’t tell anybody bud, but

i couldn’t sleep, so I decided to just start flicking through some internet TV things, like Netflix, Crunchyroll, etc.

and I found

{{ VOICE QUIVERING }}

this ANIME~~~~

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called “SHE AND HER CAT”.

and it’s just it’s about

this girl and her cat.

but… it’s from the perspective of the cat. who LOVES HER.

SO MUCH.

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and… the whole show is just about how happy he is to be her cat and how he thinks she’s amazing and the best ever

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it’s a whole SHOW ABOUT HOW MUCH THIS CAT AND HUMAN LOVE EACH OTHER

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AND HOW HAPPY HE IS TO ALWAYS BE THERE FOR HER

AND, AND, AND THE SECOND EPISODE IS JUST THEM REMINISCING ABOUT THE FIRST day they met…

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and i SWEAR ON MY LIFE, I am a grown 30-year-old man with a successful business

reduced to literal tears

because it made me miss having a cat SO MUCH that I just cannot deal without ranting on Tumblr!!!

I mean come on… 

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She always comes home exhausted.

She brings the smell of a faraway town I don’t know.

I live in my own time, and she lives in her own time.

So these moments when my time and hers intersect

are more precious to me than anything

it’s SO MELODRAMATIC AND SO SWEET AND IT MAKES ME SO HAPPY 

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FULL ON TEARS. 

OUGHH MY HEART…

elusive-suggestions:

bigmouthlass:

the-life-of-trash-aka-adrian:

gothmollyweasley:

appetitusinvictus:

if you’re a baby gay and this is your first pride, watch your drinks! men are trash across all sexualities

I know boys don’t get these talks so let me clarify:

This doesn’t just mean alcohol

Don’t accept any open drinks

After you get your unopened drink, you keep it in your site

You have to go to the bathroom so you leave your drink on a table? That drink is now dead to you.

You’ve been holding your drink way low out of your eyesight and people are crowding? That drink is now suspect.

Stay safe, babies

Also: Rohypnol (a date rape drug) tastes VERY SALTY. If your drink is suddenly salty, STOP DRINKING IMMEDIATELY. 

Buddy system, y’all. If your friend is acting *way* drunker than they should, take them to an Urgent Care or ER. Date rape drugs can kill you.

always rb

sourcedumal:

infernalpume:

shmeards:

supervirgin:

dontforgettheclit:

iamnotjody:

dope-kulture:

Tony Hawk lands a 900 at age 48!

🐐🐐🐐

G.O.A.T

wtf

I love how he showed how many times he failed though, that’s inspirational for people out here trying to learn

i love that he’s still doing this

i also love how he fuckin RIPS HIS HELMET OFF AND DESTROYS IT

i love that victory slide

He showed his failures, his frustrations and then HIT THAT SHIT.

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surprisebitch:

pinklikeme:

denielsharman:

denielsharman:

UMM Hugh had me scared there for a second I was about to find out who I need to beat for making him sad

Okay maybe I’m being a little dramatic but I’m honestly kind of offended at the lack of notes this has? Hugh CLEARLY put a lot of thought and effort into this joke, and you can tell that he’s proud of it he smiles and even chuckles at his joke. Is it so hard for y’all to show appreciation for a good man? He’s trying to be funny is Wolverine himself not good enough for you guys? God

That satisfied dad laugh at the end

that was such a DAD joke

(Source: https://www.instagram.com/)

doriangray:

headcanon that when sirius is worked up and upset, he combs and plaits and plays with his hair to calm himself down. it’s a coping mechanism he’s taught himself to help him deal with the trauma at home.
remus picks up on it one day when he sees sirius struggle with a hair tie after a really intense day, and he grabs the hairbrush and starts brushing sirius’ hair for him and plaits it loosely for him. it becomes a routine, and remus makes a habit of always keeping hair ties on his wrist.