Author: misterjazzmaster

i'm destinee. I think i'm funny.

queenobscene:

kabber:

ad-hominem-sappies:

garykingoftheworld:

the-hoody-geek:

Was he just born ripped as fuck or something?

This is his father.

It’s quite possible Rock was indeed born ripped as fuck.

Dwayne Johnson comes from a even bigger rock

The Boulder Johnson

This is straight up some JoJo’s shit.

charis-chan:

littleladysongbird:

daintiest-desires:

yummy-recovery:

i-have-no-gender-only-rage:

I have a lot of 13 and 14 year olds following me so here is a message for them 

  • don’t do drugs even though tumblr makes it look cool
  • mental illness is romanticized on here but please get help if you think you have one
  • even if it looks like everyone knows what their label is it is ok not to know 
  • please focus on school but not so hard you have a mental break down every night   
  • Smoking is not cool
  • cutting is not cool get help
  • eating disorders can kill you get help
  • if you think about dying or killing yourself that is not normal and get help
  • if your friends treat you like shit find new ones

Did I reblog this yet bc it’s very important???!

JIC
IF YOUR FRIENDS TREAT YOU LIKE SHIT FIND NEW ONES

I think this goes out to everyone, not just 13/14 year olds.

And, if you need an ear, come chat with me. It might not be instant, but I do answer back 😀

asiriuscrushonmoony:

It’s officially 11am on Friday 1st September 2017 in the United Kingdom.  The Hogwarts Express is leaving Platform Nine and Three-Quarters right this second.

So this is happening right about now…

Albus: Hi.  Is this compartment…

Scorpius: It’s free.  It’s just me.

Albus: Great.  So we might just – come in – for a bit – if that’s okay?

Scorpius: That’s okay.  Hi.

Albus: Albus.  Al.  I’m – my name is Albus…

Scorpius: Hi Scorpius.  I mean, I’m Scorpius.  You’re Albus.  I’m Scorpius.

My babies are meeting.  My smol beans are meeting.  RIGHT THIS SECOND.