joey-wheeler-official:

dustinberrycool:

hoplite-operator:

paradynamic:

dprflagemoji:

anarcho-individualist:

lucidnee:

sexthongsandbuddah:

samuraichampu:

lucidnee:

envymyblackness:

skyakafreckles:

lucidnee:

doctor-space-hoe:

lucidnee:

Patrick was a fake ass friend to spongebob. He was a bitch

Source?

episode where Patrick fam came over and sponegbob pretended to be dumb for him and Patrick flip flop ass started making fun of him.

Patrick was cold for that

And that episode where Mr Krabs gave them both a toy to share and he selfishly dodged and ignored SpongeBob to keep it for himself? TRIFLING

EXACTLY Patrick ain’t never been a true friend

real friends……how many of us?

And the time he ate his fucking chocolate bar & tried to jack spongebob for his.. nah son

Patrick did spongebob dirty so many times smh he a Gemini

Patrick has no self awareness.

what about when his slug wanted to be friends with patrick and he just ditched spongebob and clowned on him for it

When they were raising the clam together and Patrick kept leavin spongebob all day with the baby so he could watch tv smh

When patrick made spongebob believe he was ugly when he just had some bad breath

Wasn’t Patrick the one that ditched Spongebob in the advanced darkness at the bottom of the sea?

we’re pulling out the receipts tonight

spirituallygeeky:

thechubbynerd:

for-mi-ca-tion:

trashfirefallon:

Concept: make more chubby characters who are not the butt of jokes or there to supply a token character

Concept: make more chubby characters who don’t become thin as part of their character development.

Concept: make chubby characters who love themselves as they are and refuse to change whatsoever

Make chubby characters that can walk and talk without getting winded and don’t complain about being hungry all the time

expertfieldmouse:

writing-prompt-s:

A friendship between a time traveler and an immortal. Wherever the time traveler ends up, the immortal is there to catch him up to speed.

#I WOULD READ THE SHIT OUT OF THIS (itsmeliiissa)

shootmeadub:

catch me at the skate park. no skate board. both titties out.