Author: misterjazzmaster

i'm destinee. I think i'm funny.

lala-lady-elena:

orionjohnfleamont:

emilyshpheadcannons:

So I’m as much of a sucker for the Amortentia trope as the next person, but I think we often forget that it isn’t just the things we love/ that attract us most in a potential partner. Like Harry smells broom wax and Hermione parchment. Neither of which constitute sexual or romantic desires (I don’t think, but you know, maybe…?) 
Anyway, I was thinking of this in line with the Marauders, and I can just imagine them all in potions…

James: Well I don’t know about you lot, but I smell flowers.
Sirius: *snorts* Yeah, ten points if you can guess which flower…
James: Piss off. What about you then? The glass of a mirror? Your entire range of haircare products?
Sirius: *flicks him a v* Petrol. Forbidden Forest. … And dust?
Remus: *quirks eyebrow* Not even going to attempt to psychoanalyse that one. I smell chocolate, and cigarettes.
James: Not surprising seeing as that makes up a good 80% of your sustenance…
Remus: Hey, Sirius smokes just as much as I do.
Sirius: *under his breath* Ok. That’s a complete lie, but ok.
Remus: How about you Pete?
Peter: Urmmm… Grass maybe? And gingerbread.
*Others nod. There is silence.*
James: So at the risk of sounding really fucking weird, does anyone else smell our dorm room?
*General sniffing ensues. Widening eyes follow.*
Peter: I guess that kind of makes sense, right? I mean, we love each other don’t we?

@lala-lady-elena I feel like you would do amazing things with this 😀

@orionjohnfleamont oh i love this!

Reblog if you have mourned the death of a fictional character.

wholitzukoonfire:

emmyhippo:

notperfectbutfunny:

okikagu-yato:

fairytamashii:

stardustgalaxy:

deismardo:

zombieecho:

iloveyoujhutch:

If you do not reblog this, you are in fact lying.

Hey, don’t you fucking scroll down

You

Fucking

Liar. 

…..Yes…deeply….Dunya, Issac, Kassim, Miriam, FREAKING KASSIM

Do not get me started okay?

*mutters* Ace… *sheds tears*

I have a thousand times

:’)

Forget Ace, I was sad over him, BUT I CRIED WHEN THAT bOAT LEFT. THE BOAT WAS TOO GOOD AND INNOCENT FOR THAT DEATH.

Okay if you did not cry when Cedric died, or Sirius or Fred. God damn fRED OKAY. ABD DONT EVEN GET ME STARTED ON ANIME CHARACTERS I CANT EVEN

mediocre-latinist:

jasonalanclark:

emiibarazakis:

skrulls:

taejira:

pickmanslovelymodel:

also, i really want there to be more vampires and so on who, instead of speaking in a charming, cultured, but vaguely old-fashioned way because they are a 275-year-old consciousness in an undead, unaging 19-year-old body, talk in embarrassingly misapplied or outdated slang and pop culture references in a failed effort to blend in with their apparent peer group

…or who speak pretty normally most of the time, but lapse into saying stuff like “GOD’S WOUNDS, YOU CUR“ when they get upset enough

vampires who got turned 30 years ago and still say “radical”

vampires who just use WAY too much 90s slang. vampires who say “booyah” when they get too excited.

vampires who mix all slang from the past 5 centuries mercilessly within the same breath and don’t even try to stop it anymore.

Unhand me, you egg-sucking, lily-livered, jive-talking, whackadoo. Foul villain! Cur! I bite my thumb at thee, you ugly motherfucker, so hasta la bye bye, daddy-o!

My eyes are bleeding