Author: misterjazzmaster

tattooedsiren:

gvorgeblagden:

batcii:

how did jk manage to write ootp and not come to the conclusion that the only career w any true meaning for harry james potter was as a goddamn professor at hogwarts like how do u write the da scenes and say “nah he’d want to be a wizard cop”

#just let him dress in warm sweaters and have tea with neville in the staff room and help first years #harry james potter as hogwarts longest serving defense against the dark arts teacher fucking fight me (@batcii)

#but it would be so perfect??? #bc it would help normalize his life so much #like there would just be this generation of kids who are like #‘ugh who cares that he killed the dark lord he gAVE US HOMEWORK OVER BREAK’ #like the beginning of every year there would be the new first years who would freak out a little #but then it would calm down #and most of the students would literally forget #until like clockwork the fifth years would have their history of magic class on the second war #and they’d all show up to DADA looking a little awestruck and everyone would be extra quiet #and harry would give this kind of annoyed sigh—except it’s fake bc he TOTALLY knew this was coming #bc binns is a bro and he totally gives him a heads up every year #and harry wouldn’t have any lesson plans for the day and instead he would just sit at the front of the room and answer everyone’s questions #but otherwise everyone would just be like ‘professor potter!! i can’t get my patronus to work! help me!’ #and like they’d go home at the end of the year or for break and their parents—who ARE still starstruck by harry james potter #would pester their kids with questions#and the kids would just be like ‘merlin i don’t know?? potter’s such a huge dork you should hear him talk about proper wand movements’ #but they would all love him #and he would feel safe and normal and utterly accepted #AND I NEED THIS IN MY LIFE (via @cinematicnomad)

queer-remuslupin:

me : *angrily yet softly, through gritted teeth, while crying* i love harry potter

accio-shitpost:

i wanna see a stereotypical teen high school movie set entirely in hogwarts

this-too-too-sullied-flesh:

fic I’m reading: *the otp, on an unwilling adventure together, arrive at an inn*

me: please let there only be one room available please let there only be one room available

fic: “I’m afraid there’s only one room available”

me: please let it have only one bed please let it have only one bed

fic: there is only one bed

me: 😭😭😭😭😭👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃

update: there is actual bedsharing and I am on fire, why am I like this, why do I want to die every time I read the same fucking trope over and over and over and over

yehudisha:

johnchrists:

emoteddybae:

spacexualkids:

no offense but yall gotta stop acting like its the end of the world if a bi girl ends up with a guy

but then there’s no cute lesbian-ness and that’s what makes it so gr8

honestly shut up

do these ppl realize that bi girls are actual people who aren’t getting into relationships for the sole purpose of performing good politics / cuteness / adequate proof of their same gender attraction / whatever else you’re judging them on 2day.. bi women’s relationships are Not For You, bi women shouldn’t have to wake up daily and think “how do I make my personal interactions with other people good and pure in the eyes of others.” 

one of the most damaging things about biphobia is that girls attracted to multiple genders end up constantly and guiltily analyzing their personal (and I’m gonna repeat, personal) relationships for ideological purity, whether or not they’re performing LGBT-ness hard enough, whether enough their relationships look good enough to others, etc etc, and that’s not at all conducive to a healthy relationship. when u have bi girls spending more time thinking of whether or not their relationship is good enough for others than, idk, if their relationships are healthy and loving and fulfilling or not, that’s an issue.

saying u approve of bi women in w/w relationships more because “it’s cuter” is such a fetishy way of looking at w/w relationships and lesbian/bi women in general, I can’t tell if the commenter is a lesbian/bi woman or not but if not that makes it even creepier, especially the way they talked about “lesbian relationships” being cuter like.. that shit harms and fetishizes both lesbians and bi women, knock it off.

chambersofyourguilt:

pansyparkinsonofficial:

hunting-sociopathic-superheroes:

pansyparkinsonofficial:

I love @hunting-sociopathic-superheroes so much like she is everything to me and today was such an amazing day.. Ugh I don’t know what I would do without her.. 

I love you incredibly much too! I had an amazing day with you, I didn’t know my body could react so crazily to one person. You are the best thing that has ever happened to me.

Craving you

😏😏😂

you-got-fanfiction:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

dear-monosexuals:

alphaaraptor:

x-ratedvideoflorist:

aro-ace-wonderwoman:

thesweetpianowritingdownmylife:

drillheadonfire:

whats the difference between bi people and unicorns

i can see unicorns on movies and tv

I told this to my mum and she was like “That’s not t… yes it is.”

Also, unicorns on tv are called unicorns, not ‘horses that don’t like labels’

horses that don’t like labels

it got better.

This unicorn is gonna fight someone

Shun the non-believer!