Author: misterjazzmaster

i'm destinee. I think i'm funny.

nerrbaby:

ohmslewis:

kanyetrolls:

thisisoryps:

fuckyeahsexanddrugs:

they need more thigh high socks for thick thighs

i 100% support this notion. the bill passes.

these fuckers have about 27 inches of stretch in the cuffs and will fit damn near any leg, in a billion colours, including stripes and rainbows. need em longer? got you covered. the entire ‘extraordinary’ series is hella comfy, shipping’s always free and lightening fast, annnd their selection is huge.

happy thigh highing.

I love you

NEEEEDDDD

lucidmuffin:

polyamory-works-4me:

your-glorious-overlesbian:

psykofishie:

50shadesofacceptance:

superdodirty:

it ok to not be ready

Please spread this shit like wildfire. People go on and sit through the whole experience and they’re uncomfortable because they just want to please their partner and they don’t tell them that they want to stop because they are not ready. It’s okay not to be ready. 

i thought somebody else might need to hear this, because i did.

This actually happened with me and my girlfriend when we were first dating.

Now we’re engaged! 😀

Communication is important.

I agree!

really super fuckin important

“Internet friendship is not real”

imagine-drarry:

gloster:

shewhomustnotbenamed:

cerebrvl-thvnder:

waterhazard86:

epicnau:

phantomsnobody:

somerandomguythatsweird:

artsyghost1:

prismxshine:

ginger-nut-thefangirl:

giogiostar:

madiithepand0rk:

cinnamonswizzlestick:

puckish-thoughts:

Reblog if this is a lie and you have made amazing friends on the internet.

*HITS REBLOG AT THE SPEED OF LIGHT*

I HAVE NEVER HIT REBLOG FASTER I LOVE MY INTERNET FRIENDS I LOVE THEM SO MUCH MORE THAN THEYLL EVER KNOW

My internet friends are the fuckin best thing to have happened to me in a long long time!

Always and forever.

EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU

TEAM ROCKET REBLOGS AT THE SPEED OF LIG H T

@hershystale
@the-english-anon

@ravenscrawl

@epicnau

Awwww ❤ @mcmania332 @waterhazard86 @vistramisgay… Woops, I ment @vistram

Yeah, @epicnau and so much more.

@actuallydrarry, @shewhomustnotbenamed and @xuelara are my internet babes. I love y’all. 

Love you, too!! 🙂 

@dreamydrarry, @innocentlittledarkangel, @goldentruth813, @imagine-drarry, @julietsemophase

Without the internet I wouldn’t have met them

Awww!! @gloster you are a sweetie!!! Thank you, darling! I’m so glad I’ve met you! :3 Internet friendship IS real and I’ll fight anyone who disagree.

scarlettspectre:

so i work at target and two kids ran outside shouting at their clearly exasperated mother that there’s a squirtle outside and it took everything in me not to follow them out until my fucking manager went “A SQUIRTLE?!” and ran outside to catch it

and i can’t get over it because that sounds like a clearly fake text post but it happened because EVERYTHING coming from this game sounds fake like if someone told me they caught a dragonite and the whole bus rose in a standing ovation i would fucking believe it because that’s the kind of shit that happens with pokemon go

like clearly 2016 is a fake year but finally we’re getting something unreal that’s actually good