humorking:

i want everyone to know that i need a sugar daddy so he could afford all the tattoos i want and pay for my traveling around the world

tenthgrader:

me on tumblr: boys are demons! they have killed my crops burned down my house murdered my pets! we must defeat them

me on the streets when i see an average boy w nice hair:

rrrrosa:

those songs that start in one earbud and flow into the next

ladydrarry:

From a Slytherin’s Perspective

• they are smol precious cinnamon rolls too good, too pure for this world so be easy on them

• if you aren’t then they will get sad, and you are a Slytherin and therefore do not handle tears well

• they may initiate physical contact often, don’t be scared it’s just them being them

• let them make a flower crown for you it’ll be worth their smile trust me

• it’s difficult to tell when they’re being facetious or not but just always assume they’re being genuine

• they don’t betray trust, even if your secret is that you banged Professor Snape on his desk a year ago they’ll keep it after dying of laughter

• they will steal your chocolate, keep them away or it’s gone forever

• Hufflepuffs are not afraid of you no matter how scary you try to seem, they can see right through masks

• they’ll probably want to create some elaborate handshake that involves chest bumps and doing the coffee grinder

• they may or may not be Tumblr famous out of Hogwarts (shipping Destiel and Johnlock) even if you don’t know what that is, be careful looking on it because it’s a weird website

chaoticfuryenemy:

Pj Liguori is so amazingly talented. He makes amazing videos and has been on the internet for 9 years. Why is his work not appreciated? For as long as we all know (The Phandom), he is a great person and he deserves WAY MORE than he gets rn. Let’s just also notice the fact that he YET STILL DOESN’T have 1 million subscribers.

Lets all appreciate what a beautiful soul he is, and just take some time to subscribe and watch his videos because he is fucking good.

Peace.

icanhelpyouthere:

slytherns:

• marcus has a crush on theo but he will never admit it
• they all kissed each other bc they always play spin the bottle
• draco’s first kiss was with blaise
• blaise is aro
• theo has a crush on pansy and everyone knows it
• theo has a cat called nora and she sleeps on his bed every night
• he cat seems to hate everyone, expect draco and theo
• daphne tutors marcus sometimes
• they all study together at the library sometimes but it always ends up with them having to leave for being too loud
• they all called snape dad at least once
• blaise cries when he’s drunk
• pansy fixes the boys eyebrows
• pansy cuts her own hair
• pansy and daphne cuddle when its cold (and sometimes when it isnt because daphne is really touchy and hates sleeping on her own bed)
• draco and blaise used to call each other bro all the time 
• blaise seems all tough but he’s actually really cute and sleeps with a stuffed bunny his mother gave him
• pansy will talk about feminism to anyone who will listen to it 

THIS

guiseofgentlewords:

guiseofgentlewords:

my father told me once to never date anyone who talks smoothly around you from the start because if someone likes you they should be a little nervous and honestly i think that’s some of the best advice anyone has ever given me

i told my dad about this text post and he got so excited he teared up and then he said he felt like he just adopted forty thousand new children to share his wisdom with and he hopes all of you meet kind, sweet people he would be proud of

pochapal:

i’m fucking cackling people are boycotting the sims 4 because they removed the gender barriers and 99% of randomly generated sims will now no longer fit in the gender binary like i cannot believe pixel trans people are ruining a game about a bunch of mixed race bisexual people screaming and setting plates of pasta on fire

it is a good day on the planet earth