Author: misterjazzmaster

i'm destinee. I think i'm funny.

When I was 16, I had a fake I.D. and decided to go to a gay bar by myself because some friends bailed on me. While there, an older gentleman bought me a drink. He wasn’t a creeper, and he definitely wasn’t unattractive. I accepted the drink and began talking to him. No big deal. As the hour progressed, I felt myself feeling strange. I mentioned that I felt like I had a headache, and this guy helped guide me out of the bar. As we were walking down the street, the thought of, ‘Oh god, he’s drugged me, I’m going to die’ came to my head. I tried to get away, but I was so drugged up that I could barely walk, let alone speak. It also didn’t help that I had really large ‘goth’ platform shoes because I was going through a phase. Anyway, this guy brought me to his suv and began undressing me. As a final act of defiance, I hit him over the head with my platform shoe. He then punched me, and I remember thinking, ‘Why don’t they ever give workshops to gay guys about being victims of rape too?’ While I was as careful as possible, I never saw the guy slip something in the drink. I even watched the bar tender make the drink. Anyway, I lied there completely paralyzed while this pervert was lubing up. I locked eyes with his for a moment, and that’s when it happened. A very large and angry drag queen opened the door of the vehicle and beat the shit out of my attempted rapist. She and her other drag friends helped dress and care for me while the police arrived. I was saved by a group of guardian drag queens. They were basically the modern day ‘angels from heaven.’

quoththedragqueen:

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God bless drag queens.

I will always reblog this

Whenever drag queens are present, you best believe they will save the fuckin day.

Oh fuck yes.

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If this isn’t on your blog I’m judging you.

Every time a bell rings, a drag queen gets his wings.

God bless drag queen omg

Drag queens are actually angels sent down from heaen to protect us all because they’re fuckin’ fierce

This is a crazy world! Thank God for the drag!

we save the day again

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plaza97:

I’d like to introduce you to….

The pangolin

It walks on its two hind legs

Nicknamed the Walking Artichoke

or the Anteater Pinecones

They look utterly ridiculous and they are my favourite thing you’re welcome and goodbye

That’s a fucking Sandshrew.

It’s a small dragon.

They’re so hunchbacked that even though they walk on two legs their front feet are almost always scraping the ground.

BONUS! Tree-dwelling version!!!

Also bonus, There’s a fuckton of different kinds!

Enjoy.

Also! they’re going extinct due to poaching because people love their golden scaley pelts! These are the only mammals in existence to grow actual scales, created from fused fur, like rhino horns! If you would like to donate to their conservation fund, or find out more about Pangolins in general, go here!

http://savepangolins.org/

They look like small dinosaurs that didn’t get the memo about the extinction because their email was down that day.

Reblog If U Support/love Troye &/or enjoy his music, I will personally write your url in a spare notebook just to prove my mother wrong for generalizing and being an ass about having an opinion

phanstablooks:

so yesterday I was in the car with my mom and sister ans youth started to play on the radio and i started fangirling (cuz I love Troye and I’m really proud of him) and then my mom asked my sister what I was overreacting about and she was saying that oh he is a gay youtuber and my mom then asked me “is there boys that you like that aren’t gay?” (because she also calls d+p gay) and then i listed some straight people and she was like well I don’t like him and his choices and his music sucks I am so infuriated right now that if you reblog this i will personally write your  url in a spare note book I have just to show her how much people love and support Troye and enjoy his music 

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oh my god this is such an important movie oh my god

im shaking so hard

and crying

i hadn’t seen the trailer until tonight like

i’d heard so much naysaying from tumblr users who just

dont understand

how good

how progressive

how fucking progressive everything about this fucking movie is

it needs to be received

now.

this movie could have spared me YEARS of pain. me and thousands of others like me.

Omfg I kind of can’t believe this is real.

I AM SO PSYCHED!

I’m crying

im so watching this 

I am so happy to see this

where can i watch this tho