Author: misterjazzmaster

i'm destinee. I think i'm funny.

parpcicle:

blakesmilitia:

tinymalfoy:

let’s be real if harry was raised by mcgonagall he would not only be the most badass kid at hogwarts, he would be the most polite, and the sweetest, and would probably have neater hair, not to mention he would most likely kill voldemort at age eleven and still meet minerva for tea with the time to spare

harry: mama, just killed a man
minerva: have a biscuit

Animagus by young age, probably a cat. Cat McGonagall doing her rounds with a tiny black kitten at her side

prettycreep:

a-slightly-agitated-ginger:

yesthisistrash:

deadman426:

gowjobs68:

norval17:

blakenorthington:

themeanbunny:

substitutingreality93:

djc4t64:

Dont look behind you. Just run. 

Did my reflection just blink? 

Student loans.

President Donald Trump

It’s too late it found you

They always, ALWAYS stand back up.

Whatever you do, don’t blink

I regret to inform you that…

The door opens, it was locked.

It crawled out of my mouth