thegirlwithcurls3:

What she says: I’m fine.
What she means: Has JK Rowling ever actually watched the Very Potter Musical series? Can we get a directors commentary video of the cast of Harry Potter watching the Very Potter musicals? And then follow that up with the reactions of the starkids watching that commentary? Is Rowling aware that the relationship ties are inexplicably better in those musicals than in the entirety of the Harry Potter franchise? Can they be given a chance to perform one of their shows on Broadway? It doesn’t even have to be AVPM, I’d buy front row tickets to Me and My Dick, Starship, Twisted… Hell, they could do an entire show of them moving furniture around a stage and I’d watch it. Does Joey Richter know that he is a precious, precious gift? And that Dylan Saunders had the voice of a God? Should I even mention Darren- I mean he is Harry Freakin’ Potter. Will the starkids ever go back on tour? More importantly, will they sing songs of their past shows with those of the new? I wish I knew the names of all the new Starkids, but I’m terrified of change… What if I am left to whimper in solitude while eating a huge bar of chocolate, alone, over this empty hole left in my heart after having watched all the starkid Musicals on a never ending loop for years and never be satisfied? Is Hermiongleessa… Herman… Hermaiondal… Hermione actually the coolest girl in the whole wide world? How can I be a contributing member of society when I haven’t reached my Status Quo? As I sit here eating redvines, might this be the one thing that REDVINES CAN’T ACTUALLY FIX? I NEED ANSWERS!

thebroadwayboundgirl24601:

If you give a theatre kid a musical, they’re going to probably want to look it up

When you let them look it up, they’re going to freak out over the score

When they freak out over the score, they’ll probably try to recreate the dancing

When they try to recreate the dancing, they’ll probably be in a deep hole of complete obsession

When they fall in that hole of obsession, don’t expect to see them for a while

When they re-emerge back into society, know that they probably have just found a new musical

Me on a date: so, how do you feel about A Very Potter Musical?
Them, rolling up their sleeve: If this homemade Dark Mark wont convince you..
Me stuffing breadsticks in mouth: go on

aries: oh my gOD – hermione SHUT UP
taurus: you never tell a girl you like her, it makes you look like an idiot!
gemini: ten points to dumbledore!
cancer: NO WAY! i am NOT having schlongbottom as my champion!
leo: where are you going, ;(where are you going? i’m still mad and sad 😦
virgo: eternal glory? already got that.
libra: wow !!! wowee !! harry potter !!!!!
scorpio: did your turban just sneeze?
sagittarius: no, no, that was merely a fart
capricorn: DID SOMEONE SAY DRACO MALFOY?
aquarius: well i dont FIND this particularly surprising
pisces: hey Cho!! cho hey dance with me – i’m harry potter.

dozeyrosie:

if you’re having a bad day then I recommend the very potter musical trilogy because those musicals never fail to cheer me up. just look them up on youtube.

look at voldemort

also umbridge

Lucius is fabulous

and oh my god snape

and everyone loves harry

then there’s ron and his giant chocolate bar

but I think the entire fandom can agree that DRACO MALFOY IS PEFECT

and it combines all of that with some of my favourite quotes ever

WHICH ALL MAKES THE VERY POTTER MUSICAL TRILOGY

AND IT IS, IN MY OPINEON, THE BEST THING THAT HAS EVER COME OUT OF THE HARRY POTTER FANDOM

opalclit:

things about cuddling that fanfictions often fail to mention:

• “move my arm is falling asleep”
• “i can’t breathe”
• “just jam your knee right up my crotch. this is fine”
• “omg get up you’re taking up the whole bed”
• “did you just fart” “yes” “it’s okay. release your demons”
• “did you just fart” “yes” “okay.” *ten seconds later* “AUGH”
• “you’ve got bad breath” “omg do i really” “yes” “i’m so sorry” “it’s okay”
• *hand is accidentally on a boob/nipple/genital* “omg don’t move”/”omg i’m so sorry”
• *can hear the other’s tummy gurgle*
• “i’m hungry” “i’m not moving”
• “i have to pee” “nooooooo”
• *right as one person is about to fall asleep, one of their body parts jerk and it scares the poop out of the other person*
• *hours later when they’ve both fallen asleep and are no longer cuddling, one person stretches and softly punches the other in the face*

bonus:

• “do you remember when you used to think you were straight”
• “do you remember when we thought we were just friends”