hang on.. so in the rest of the world it’s equally normal to eat candy in any day of the week????? like, eating candy on a wednesday is about as OK as eating it on a saturday???
Stacy posts a picture of Danisnotonfire and tags ”Dan Howell, Danisnotonfire”
This is Karen
Karen makes a text post about how crappy her toshiba laptop is and tags ”Youtubers, tyler oakley, danisnotonfire, amazingphil, dan and phil, phan, joey graceffa, grace helbig, connor franta..etc”
This might not be “politically correct” enough for some of you but I can’t keep this to myself anymore. In The Devil Went Down To Georgia, the Devil’s fiddle solo is better than Johnny’s. There, I said it.
“Why is it that you never come into my house unless I invite you?” “Um, it’s called ‘being polite’…?”
“I tried cooking with garlic the other night and got this serious burn on my hand. I think I’m allergic, but all I’m getting on Google is vampire bullshit.”
“Dude can a mirror like… stop working or something?”
“Dude, why do you keep posting pictures of the floor?” “…Those are meant to be selfies, I guess my camera must be broken.”
“Dude, I am all for you expressing your religious beliefs, but could you not wear your crucifix when I’m around? It really bugs me for some reason.”
“Have you ever noticed how cute bats are? like really noticed? sweet lil balls of fluff with wings man.”
“I want to sleep in a coffin…ya kno, for like… aesthetic”
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