I just found out that my gecko’s tail works on my phone’s touch screen, so I’m gonna let her make a text post and let autocorrect interpret her words.

kaijutegu:

Funks go e y y man kill zucchini angst

the gecko has spoken

kalliente:

Hospitals are so weird, like

on one floor a woman is bringing a new human life into the world while the father of her child looks on

and on the floor below her a frat boy is getting a wiimote removed from his butthole

the circle of life

toshio-the-starman:

sandandglass:

The Daily Show, December 8, 2015

The Daily Show was absolutely NOT fuckin’ around with this episode.

only1600kids:

bathroom poets

bevsi:

Steven/Lapis fusion would be the cutest

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sourcefieldmix:

SICK!

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anglefishy:

shadow-bender6:

I’ll never forget when my 8th grade English teacher wouldn’t let a girl go to the bathroom and he saw the tampon in her hand and goes “oh so you were trying eat candy with out sharing with the rest of us, go ahead open it and share with everyone” and she looked so embarrassed so she responds with “I can’t open it now and share the candy because it’s a tampon for my bleeding vagina” and my teacher just stared at her in horror as she left the room.

Realigning for the tampon story