Author: misterjazzmaster

i'm destinee. I think i'm funny.

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hazelstarheart:

The Steven Universe theme sang by my 4 year old niece and synced to @stevencrewniverse‘s opening.  THIS WINS THE INTERNET and she has won my heart over and over and over (again).

My heart. My heart my heart my heart.

my heart

Oh my goodness her little voice. 

My friends(don’t have tumblr): have u seen this meme lol, it was on the ‘best of tumblr’ facebook page, tumblr is so funny
Me, a tumblr gremlin: haha yeah lol, think i’ve seen that one before lol
Me (what I really mean): you fools. I am plugged into the mainframe, wired to the primary source. Of course have seen that meme, and all 5000 of it’s variants, 3 and a half months ago. I have seen the rise and fall of that meme, the boom and bust, the drama, the pain, the shitposting, oh god, the shitposting. I have seen this meme in it’s rawest, freshest, unpasturised, most primal state. Do not insult me with these rank, stale puddles, that sit at the very base of the meme trickle down economy.

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thesunmaid:

parents making sex jokes

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grandparents making sex jokes

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nine-year-olds making sex jokes

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nine-year-olds

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NINE

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NEIN

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Welcome to tumblr where we go from parents making sex jokes to sassy Hitler in 0.6 seconds

Amongst my top ten fav posts

this post is a train wreck

Amongst my top nein favorite posts.

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omg-its-myra-b:

Guys.

This is no longer funny.

This is real. This is happening.

Unless we band together and vote and make a difference, Donald Trump is on a one-way street to being the next President of the United States.

If you think this isn’t a big deal, you’re wrong.
If you think this won’t affect you, you’re wrong.
If you think our country isn’t in dire trouble, you are WRONG.

Please PLEASE do something. Campaign for candidates who will do some good. Do some research on Bernie Sanders or Ben Carson.

Above all, VOTE. Don’t think it doesn’t matter. Your one vote could make all the difference.

I don’t really post stuff like this but I am so terrified that this disgusting excuse for a human being might actually become the president. PLEASE if you are old enough to vote, VOTE!!!!!

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sixpenceee:

I hope you find love in 2016. 

I hope you find financial stability, as well, in 2016

Also, I hope you get astonishing dick in 2016.

I hope you find peace in 2016.

I hope you find happiness within yourself in 2016.

I hope you find those bobby-pins in 2016

i hope you get closure in 2016

I hope you get those good grades you deserve in 2016

I hope you find yourself 2016

I hope you live the life you deserve in 2016

I hope you stop taking shit from people in 2016

I hope you make amazing memories in 2016