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i'm destinee. I think i'm funny.

dequeer:

luci-fucker:

where-my-wild-things-are:

Bee the difference 

i have never so cheerfully been told something this terrifying and certainly not by a bee 

first person to add a bee movie reference dies

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cosmic-kemet:

dicksandwhiches:

Racist getting fired is such a beautiful sight to see, this is so amazing I’m in tears

Take note of the swift action. Less than 24 hours & it occurred on a Sunday. Love this.

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https://vine.co/v/Od5Zj6vTXPP/embed/simple//platform.vine.co/static/scripts/embed.js

lntternetexplorer:

watermelonsarerad:

whismical:

i never reblog vines so this is obviously v/ important to me

TURN IT ON CAUSE PANDA MAKES NOISE I REPEAT PANDA MAKES NOISE

no omg i think im dead

(Source: https://vine.co/)
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kardashiansfuckyeah:

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sassking-trevor:

cassbones:

lesbe-nerdy:

chanellecassidy:

saber-chan:

My parents aren’t home

You know what that means

*sits in the living room instead of sealing myself away in my room*

this is too accurate 

*parents close the door*, *emerges slowly from room like an easily startled deer*

*Parents come home* *scurries back to room like frightened squirrel*

Y’all think this is a joke but it’s 100% accurate

misterjazzmaster Uncategorized Leave a comment November 8, 2015 1 Minute

ehehehelokid:

agirlinasweater:

brunetteinaunionjack:

queerinius:

heavymedal:

you are now one day closer to eating your next plate of nachos

This is the most hopeful thing I’ve ever read.

what if I die tomorrow and never eat any nachos

then tomorrow is nacho lucky day

get out

misterjazzmaster Uncategorized Leave a comment November 8, 2015 1 Minute

https://vine.co/v/eMOEEhDEPrF/embed/simple//platform.vine.co/static/scripts/embed.js

punacceptable:

so everyone is aware this is my favorite vine my favorite fuckin vine GOD

(Source: https://vine.co/)
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jayreane:

plyers-2:

Coincidence?

H:oly shit

misterjazzmaster Uncategorized Leave a comment November 8, 2015 1 Minute

humorking:

if lucifer needs someones consent to enter their body then so do you

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haaaaaaaaave-you-met-ted:

j-willikers:

wicked-mint-leaves:

kateevangelistaauthor:

This is SO cool that I just had to share.

you clever fuckers

my teacher used this today

W+H+I+S+K+E+Y
23+8+9+19+11+5+25 = 100%

image

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