darkesthorizons:

neptuneisforlovers:

ITS NOT SEWING SUPPLIES!

My question is how does every single person identify with this, is it like a secret rule to use those for sewing supplies?

bush-punk:

lizjamesbitch:

stanleykubricky:

american history summed up in 2 sentences

‘Murica

yinx1:

sueanoi:

betweenthetights:

blogfrenzy:

water is wet

the sun is hot

leaves are green

Republicans are white

karengilian:

misscherrylikesitdirty:

I think I might have broken my finger reblogging this.

EVERYONE TAKE A MINUTE TO JUST APPRECIATE THE FACT THAT DONALD GLOVER EXISTS AND KNOWS WHAT THE FUCK IS UP

straight person voice is he… you know…

aphninja:

JOHN CENA

popunklegend:

EVERYONE I FOLLOW ARE CUTIES AND EVERYONE WHO FOLLOWS ME ARE CUTIES WOW IF UR READING THIS UR A CUTIE WOWOWOW CUTIES

amijusttumblinalone:

doofusnation81:

well, they can’t be both

i’ve read a few phanfictions and let me tell you

commongayboy:

#FreeKeshaNow #SonyMusicSupportsRape

fuckyeahamurica:

cuddleswithhiddles:

cumberbatchkisses:

vvildrice:

Neil Armstrong was the first human being on the moon

Neil A.

Now say that backwards

wake up, America

did we send neil armstrong to the moon

or did we send him back to the moon

Psychic buying clothes

Employee: How about this one?
Psychic: That shirt is too small
Employee: You didn’t even try it on
Psychic: I’m a medium