today-ifuckedup:

So ill get right to it, today my aunty came over to show us her new baby. It’s name’s Cooper, so long story short my auntie came over with Cooper in his stroller. This should have been an easy task right, look at the baby and say some cheesy comment like “aww, he’s so cute” but, there was a big ass bug on the stroller handle, and the first thing that came out of my mouth was “Ew, what the fuck is that?” I mean, I was talking about the stupid bug but my auntie has never looked so disgusted.

future-mrs-frost:

“People Change”
Bullshit. I was crying and screaming when I was born and I haven’t stopped since

drsimetra:

aggressionbread:

when the “just do it” meme finally dies:

when it’s inevitably revived

feelsmoor:

thegayteen:

Do something with your life that would make a 1950s straight white man angry

I’m already a lesbian who can’t cook what more do you want

stop-chicken-nugget-abuse:

nevvzealand:

happy birthday someone

I like reblog going this becaUSE WHAT IF YOU SAW THIS ON YOUR BIRTHDAY HOW COOL WOULD THAT BE

tittily:

thepeanutbrittler:

/:

hello 911 someones just been slaughtered right in front of me

queer-sighted:

queer-sighted:

my mother just opened our dishwasher and said “oh my god our dishes!”

our dishwasher broke over a year ago

our missing dishes have been in the dishwasher since 2013

the mystery has been solved

I just want to add that my grandmother found out when talking to my mother and had to hang up the call because she was so ashamed of us

moskafleur:

eteo:

dweebscar:

inwhichifeelallthefeels:

cyanide123:

dweebscar:

dweebscar:

what if giraffes lived underwater

what a majestic creature

It would explain nessie

Oh my God. I have been waiting literally over a year to use this gif, and before I do, I want to thank you for the opportunity.

pardon

yOU FUFCKGN ASSHOEL I JUTS SPIT MY LATTE ON MY TABLET F UCK TOUOYU JESUS CHRIST

Best post I’ve seen this month