don’t know if you’ve tackled this before but… Medusa, is it just the hair on her head that is made of snakes or is it all of her potential other body hair?

iguanamouth:

man i hope not

ancestor:

dilfgod:

so I was watching dexter and deb was showing dexter a suspect list and

How the fck do you recognize that

have y’all ever read dipper goes to Taco Bell?

ask-the-pines-family:

stellarsquid:

YO.

brittanyprofessionalfangirl:

hotline-jacket:

celfi:

solidsnae:

nyoromano:

british-penguin:

barrygrumps:

HOW DID I SCREW UP THIS BAD

SO PUMPED FOR HALLOWELLOWEEN

GET READY FOR THE SKELELLELETON WAR

ITS ALMOST OCTOTOBER

Happy Hallowelloween, neighbor!
-your pal, Ned Flanders

this sounds like iggy azalea

acidocasualidad:

From here

egbertitties:

atomicpowered:

gr0sse:

higashizawa:

remember that sasuke figurine that could hold up like literally fricking anythign

And my personal favorite

ARE YOU KIDDING ME

blue-obliviate:

graceespooks:

OH MY GOD

It’s back

hawkeyebadasssniper:

apiratenhisprincess:

4ngelo:

theodorepython:

miami-tea:

The Defibrillator Toaster

My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!”

“DON’T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!!! NURSE, WE NEED 12 CC’S OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT!!!”

He’s bread, Jim.

Time of deliciousness: 7:15 A.M

If we don’t restart his heart , he’s toast!

JESUS CRUST.

JAM IT!

“Daddy’s in a butter place now, kids.”

I WASN’T EVEN GOING TO REBLOG UNTIL I SAW THE SHIT TON OF PUNS

HES BREAD JIM

JESUS CRUST

To pay my respects, Ill be sure to place a flour on his grave.

Hold up, I’ll be at the funeral in a Jif.