misterjazzmaster

i died at that last one

my housemate was joking about me having an affair with someone, but she got stuck on a gender-neutral word for mistress/master and said mattress

bifurpawz:

powertothenerd:

cinwicked:

les-b-honest-im-gay:

devilishkurumi:

HONOR

I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED THIS HARD IN MY ENTIRE LIFE

The scar is on the wrong side.

This is the best post i have ever seen.

heckn:

WHEN YOU SEE MY FACE HOPE IT GIVES YOU _heck

fuckedupdopedeal:

SIKE!!!!!!!!!!!

thecarolinebelle:

Oh sweet gay Jesus.

thecommonchick:

High school was so judgy but in college you see someone riding past on a razor scooter wearing a snuggie and it’s like “that is a smart man”

dazed-unfazed:

crilbyte:

Oh shit. No.
Shit.
Thank you

Just gonna reblog this out of gratitude because I actually did forget…

galaxzzi:

shy positive semi transparent ghosties
drag to see i guess

2nd-rate-blowjobs:

kobikb:

ladydisnerd:

thelandofdisney:

letstalkdisneytoday:

itswhereimmeanttogo:

duckduckboob:

ofstarlightandbows:

didyouknowmagic:

catpanflowers:

churchlovescaboose:

itsagifnotagif:

timidsgirl:

itsagifnotagif:

June 2019 JUNE 2019 HAVEN’T WE WAITED LONG ENOUGH

I will be 18 by then, what will it look like, an 18 year old going to see the second Incredibles movie

I WILL BE 21

ILL BE 24

I’ll be 19

…

I forget how young people on this site are

I’ll be 30

28… Oof.

I’ll be 27….. oh dear.

ILL BE 23 GOOD LORD

I’ll be 29….

All ages will unite for the new Incredibles

Im gonna be 22 wtf