nicolethedopefiendqueen:

97gigi:

i think its dumb if drug dealers get sentenced to longer in prison than rapists?? like people ask for drugs but no one asks for rape???

Reblogging for the 1 million time because fucking realest thing I’ve read on tumblr.

ificouldbeheard:

vanehwasreal:

vanehwasreal:

i’ve always scoffed at those “oh my god europe is tiny”-posts but we just took the wrong exit driving back to our cabin and we literally ended up in norway and decided to just stay for dinner so yeah

this just happened AGAIN jesus fucking christ there isn’t even a sign that says welcome to fucking norway you’re just there all of a sudden

I could miss an exit and still stay in my state for another 8 hours.

phan-you-not:

phan-you-not:

Dan and Phil = dil
Dil backwards is lid
Lids cover things
Covering up the truth
Dan and Phil are covering for dil
Covering = fbi
FBI are hiding the truth from us
hiding = aliens are hiding from us
aliens = Area 51
Area 51 = where Dan and Phil were
Vegas Video theory confirmed

wtf I’m weird when I wake up lmAo

spoopingisbad:

multitrackdrifting:

you get 3 strikes
if you say ‘spoopy’ or ‘creppy’, that’s 1 strike
if you say or reference ‘the skeleton war’, that’s 70 strikes