weloveshortvideos:

When a sex scene ruins family time

harpo65

how to spend your time while TABINOF is out in the UK and not in your country

land-of-netflix:

senpai-phil:

∘ scream into a pillow
∘ eat your vegetables and scream
∘ watch television while screaming
∘ post your screaming on instagram
∘ quietly scream in a library
∘ scream with a cat
∘ scream in a hat
∘ one scream two scream
∘ red scream blue scream
∘ never stop screaming

∘ and now, the weather

Cloudy with a 100% chance of screaming

thebestoftumbling:

How to fast honk

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highnympho:

hopeless37:

Omg stop, my heart

Ommmmmg

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milkyponyuniverse:

#Heyphillookatthis

skylarkjanina:

kaosunseen:

THAT IS THE BEST USE OF THAT PICTURE I HAVE SEEN IN A LONG TIME

mycheeto:

partyhardees:

oceane-water:

empresspinto:

hey guys, hope your skin is clear and you get a text from someone you like real soon.

also that your lunch tastes good, you find twenty dollars on the ground, and that thing coming up that you were dreading turns out not so bad

Passing this good karma

I reblogged this 3 days ago and my skin got clear and I got a message from a guy who refers to me as queen yesterday. Good karma vibes all around.

lmao

crazytalktvshow:

Have you caught the craziness that is Crazy Talk? Find out where to tune in to catch Ben Aaron and Tanisha Thomas bring out the funniest moments in television! Find out how to watch!

calamity-cain:

death-list-five:

fight-0ff-yourdem0ns:

pongoplease:

Like seriously I wish we had a more comprehensive sex education program in the U.S. You know how many guys I know who had no idea an unaroused vagina is only 2-3 inches deep? Or that the cervix raises up when aroused to accommodate dick? Or that if a girl is “tight” that generally means she’s not turned on and you’re shitty in bed? Or that the cervix has an entire cycle it goes through throughout the month where is changes hardness, placement in the vagina, wetness? Like, when you’re ovulating your cervix gets soft and raises high up into the vagina and your hormones get you really horny. It’s like natures way of moving the furniture around and fluffing the pillow for dick because it wants to get pregnant. And before menstruation, it gets really hard and low in the vagina. It’s basically inactivating it’s Facebook and saying “I just need some alone time for a few days”

Ladies and gentlemen, take a moment to learn about vaginas. Men, take an interest into your woman’s menstrual cycle!

U.S. Needs better sex Ed because I’m a 23 year old woman and didn’t even know all of this

Hi I had no idea about the cervical cycle.

God bless this post pls share it far & wide

Ok listen dirty talk/smut. But with the speech jammer.

phanfic:

oh man