This had nothing to do with smoking weed or getting high. This is about our earth. This is about our future. This is about the future of our race as humans.
I am all for hemp. Hemp is the cure for so many things wrong in this world. Hemp can make such a difference!
kitsunebaba, look what appeared on my dash 😀
IT USES 5 TIMES LESS WATER THAN COTTON
AND PRODUCES LIKE 10 TIMES MORE
AND IT HAS TWO SEASONS IN ONE YEAR AND IT IS STRONGER
WHEN YOU MAKE IT INTO PAPER IT DOESN’T YELLOW
YOU CAN MAKE FREAKING CONCRETE OUT OF IT THAT GETS HARDER OVER TIME AND BREATHES SO IT DOESN’T CRACK
THE OIL IS SUPER GOOD FOR YOU
IT WAS THE ORIGINAL FUEL FOR CARS
YOU CANNOT GET HIGH FROM IT!!!!
THEY USED TO MAKE SAILS OUT OF IT
YOU CAN USE 80% OF IT FOR PAPER RATHER THEN 20-30% FOR TREES
IT WAS ONLY BOYCOTTED BECAUSE THE COTTON INDUSTRY WAS GOING DOWNHILL
Call me a hippie but some things need to be changed.
((AND HEY GUESS WHAT MOTHERFUCKERS!
HEMP IS WHAT THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENDANCE WAS WRITTEN ON.))
(one of the major reasons it was outlawed had nothing to do with drugs! the papermills didn’t want competition!)
I don’t believe all of this, but hemp is freakin’ amazing.
Full name is Dr. Harleen Quinzel and she was a psychiatrist in Arkham Asylum
Is bisexual and polyamorous
can break into Arkham with only a handful of tools
is bestfriends and in a relationship with Poison Ivy
loves animals
is jewish
has a genius-level IQ,
was in an abusive relationship but realised it and broke free
although Joker abused her, she still loved and supported him
Harley Quinn is the only one who made the Joker feel something like love (once he realised that he tried to kill her bcs he didn’t know what to do with those feelings)
Joker wants Harley’s approval
almost killed Batman but Joker threw her out of the window
thought about killing herself once
went to Gotham University with a scholarship for gymnastics
refused to fight Black Canary when she found out she was pregnant
visited Black Canary after giving birth to her child
admitted that she had a 4 year old daughter named Lucy who lives with Harley’s sister because she wants her to have a normal life
Kevin Smith named his daughter Harley Quinn Smith
immune to certain chemicals and diseases (thanks to Poison Ivy)
Her criminal father was the reason why she wanted to be a Psychiatrist
she is ditzy and people underestimate her just to be crushed by her hammer a few moments later
once one of her patients (an old lady) told her, her family didn’t visit her. Harley Quinn felt so bad, she found the old ladies family, kidnapped them and asked them why they didn’t visit her (turns out they did every two weeks but old lady couldn’t remember because she has dementia)
”I ‘ am thankfull!” Yeah, you’re thankFULL of shit
I will shove that lonely smiley face emoticon into your radioactive asshole
”Very please!” VERY PLEASE fuck off
If you wanna learn more about “Young people employment”, start with yourself, since you clearly have nothing better to do.
Idk how you got into a university with THAT grammar
“Excuse me you”, I will take that kissy face and ram it into your nostrils
As if telling me to click an ad wasn’t enough, you want me to “Browse opened site a little” as if i’m a dumbass, way to go.
”Pardon me sweetie”, but how am I supposed to “guve a play”?
Anyway, these viruses are out of control. I get so excited for a message and then I get this bullshit. I’m pretty sure it’s the same for everyone else too.
Don’t fall for these. No matter how sweet they sound, how much pity they’re looking for, don’t give in (even if it’s out of your curiosity). These are 100% fake and can do nothing but harm. Block anyone who sends you a message like this.
I clicked on a url from one of these messages out of curiosity (on mobile, luckily) and all I saw was this:
The same thing happened with most of the other URLs who sent those messages, but not all of them!
Anyway, just don’t answer these messages and don’t do what they say. Block the person who sent it.
Hopefully the staff has seen this shit already and will take action to remove the virus, if it’s even POSSIBLE to remove it. How long has this virus been here? I’ve heard about some Erica virus, is this the same thing?
Anyway, just stay as far away from this virus as possible, for the sake of you and your computer.
“i just got turned into an incubus or a succubus and i’m like the least smooth and most self-conscious person on the planet so i’m literally starving because i don’t know how to seduce people” AU. BONUS POINTS IF THEY ARE A VIRGIN.
“i’m a siren and i keep accidentally forgetting that i have roommates now and and end up putting them in my thrall when i’m singing taylor swift songs in the shower” AU
“i’m a newly-turned werewolf without a pack and i can’t really control myself well on full moon nights yet and you keep finding me passed out naked on your lawn” AU
“i got cursed and turned into an animal and taken to the shelter and ended up getting adopted by someone who is really hot OH NO” AU
“i’m a med student who has a huge crush on the hot guy who works at the coffee shop who always gives me free drinks when i’m stressed and calls me princess even though i pretend i think it’s annoying but i’m extremely concerned about him because he always smells like smoke so i always give him lectures about how terrible cigarettes are for you and i may have made a powerpoint which is probably excessive but lung health is extremely important and oops it turns out he’s part-dragon or something hahahaha oops” AU
“my best friend got turned into a frog and now i’m being the best wingman/woman/person ever by carrying them around to bars and getting hot people to kiss them in hopes of hooking them up with their true love” AU
“i’m a history major and i keep getting into arguments with one of my classmates about things because they keep saying i’m wrong so i finally scream, ‘how would you know?!?’ and they’re like, ‘because i was THERE!’ and that’s how we all find out that there is a centuries-old vampire taking our British history class” AU
To play this game, go to MapCrunch, select “hide location”, make sure you have all countries unselected, and click go. What this will do is drop you in a random part of the world. It’s as if you woke up on the side of a road in an unfamiliar country. The goal of the game is to find your way to an airport so you can return home.
Bonus Hard Mode: No using outside sources, and that includes using google maps to figure out your location from signs or landmarks
…I had plans today but now.
THE AIRPORT GAME IS BACK.
FUCK THIS GAME
LAST TIME I PLAYED IT DUMPED ME IN THE MOUNTAINS OF NORWAY
I PLAYED FOR LIKE 8 HOURS BEFORE BREAKING DOWN CRYING
OMG NO STOP THIS GAME IS MY LIFE!!!
IT’S BACK
WHY IS THIS BACK
WHYYYYY
oh shit
I HAVEN’T USED THIS GIF SINCE FEBRUARY
Always reblog Mapcrunch when someone tries to bring it back
…it dropped me in my hometown.
Um…
Me: *withdrawing money from the atm*
Girl Scouts posted up across the ATM: Wassup playa!!!
Me: OH SHIT!!!
misterjazzmaster 