Author: misterjazzmaster

i'm destinee. I think i'm funny.

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Oh man, I cried so hard when Fred got eliminated from America’s Next Top Model.

7 Weasleys stand before me but I only have 6 photos in my hands.

The Weasley who is not called must immediately pack their bags and go home.

Only 6 Weasleys will continue on to be America’s Next Top Model.

I WAS ROOTING FOR YOU. WE WERE ALL ROOTING FOR YOU.

NEVER IN MY LIFE HAVE I YELLED AT A WEASLEY LIKE THIS.

WHO will be america’s next top weasley?

so this is how we’re coping now

It HUUUURTS. 😦

Who said we were coping? 😦

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how neurotypicals seem to think the psychiatric world works

mentally ill person: *calls doctor* Yes hello doctor i have a problem
Doctor: yes hello patient who i somehow always have time for. pls come down to my office in 10 minutes to discuss this problem
mentally ill person: okey dokey
Doctor: and of course i know u r only a student, so i will give you this doctors visit for a $5 copay!!!! now please, tell me about ur problem. do not worry about time restraints this office exists in a void where the time limits to visits dont apply.
mentally ill person: *is able to describe symptoms accurately, concisely, and perfectly.*
Doctor: You this one diagnosis perfectly without any oddities. here is your magical diagnosis paper. you now have this disease. you did not have it before. here are magic pills that can cure your disease forever!!! am i a psychiatrist or a psychologist? I don’t know
mentally ill person: *takes pill and is suddenly 100% functional and ‘normal’* Now i am permitted to talk to neurotypicals again

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This Is Halloween – Panic! At The Disco

i’ve never hit reblog so quickly omfg

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ITS JULY

No it’s Halloween

This is amazing