reblog the Don Draper of getting a job he’s unqualified for and you’ll have 10 years of getting jobs you’re unqualified for
YES
No but my dad actually did this at McDonalds in the 70s!
So here’s a true story: my father, sometime in the 70s was looking for his first job. He went to the local McDonalds and told the staff, [manager’s name] said I was supposed to start today. They took his word for it and started training him and by the time the manager saw him and asked who he was, people just said “oh that’s the new guy.”
Somehow this actually worked. My dad worked there for a couple of years as a cook. He even won an award plaque which he had on the wall until the day he died.
Am I the only one who notices that the birds head is facing different ways in the photo so they couldnt have been taken at the same moment…..if so in the first pic the bird would have been facing the camera taking that picture.
Good try Nancy Drew, but I took my photo with snapchat, while my friend took the other photo with her camera app. The camera app reverses the photo after it is taken, while snapchat does not. If you have gotten your hair permed before you would know that you cannot shower for a full day after it is treated or else the water will ruin your hair, which clearly didn’t happen which means you weren’t in the shower, which means you shot your father!
The context behind this image is even fucking funnier imo. Dolphins will bonk this kind of puffer fish because when it puffs up it also release a toxin that’s normally deadly to other fish but just gives dolphins a mild high
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