Author: misterjazzmaster

murdershegoat:

the killers played mr. brightside at their first ever performance in a cafe open mic imagine being in a fucking cafe and hearing one of the best songs of the 21st century being played for the first time

skarchomp:

skarchomp:

Brass knuckles zombie-killing Grunkle Stan is surprisingly hot and I hate that I just typed those words with my own two hands

bare minimum one of the artists for this scene was uncomfortably aroused

mjalti:

me, at 3 am: babe wake up … I figured out the jonbenet Ramsey murder case

my husband, groggy, the fourth time this week I’ve woken him up at 3 am with that statement exactly: ok let’s go over the facts,

jedihighcouncil:

the pressure to experience different things in high school is so dumb like that’s a super short period of your life lol you’ve got all the time in the world it literally doesn’t matter if you didn’t get laid in high school or if you’re 22 and haven’t had a girlfriend yet, you’ve probably got like 60+ years to do all that stuff THERES NO RUSH!!! Take your time!!! especially if you’re gay lmao most gays haven’t even figured themselves out when they’re 16, the idea that it’s weird to start dating for the first time after high school is straight propaganda

wancemcwain:

eggcats:

ktae:

ragesyndrome:

ragesyndrome:

i always forget that vampires do exist in the harry potter universe and its like?? voldemort i thought u wanted to be immortal why fuck with horcruxes u couldve just been a vampire??

my theory is that voldemort just really really likes garlic

i know this is a joke post but u can kill a vampire with a wooden stake which is a thing that most wizards have on them at all times

you can kill a wizard with that same wooden stake in the exact same way if you’re not a coward

hermione, ron, ginny and harry respectively

grawly:

grawly:

Favorite line to use in an argument is “I don’t need to take this from someone who sucks toes.”

It shuts down anyone who does suck toes and completely and totally derails and confuses anyone who doesn’t.

Either way I win.

cs-psychedelic:

manawhaat:

peachtuan:

sooyounglovebot:

barrybensonmpreg:

laziest-art:

finehoney:

finehoney:

im so ready to be in a relationship so whenever the universe is ready hmu with a keeper

i posted this yesterday then today this cute boy held my hand and now he is sending me memes

Reblog for love

i reblogged this yesterday and my crush kissed me today

@shootingshidae

life update: i’m not saying this worked but something happened literally the day after i reblogged this

let’s do this

I need a miracle y’all