derek: You treat an outside wound with rubbing alcohol.

derek: You treat an inside wound with drinking alcohol.

I always see the dog choking info on here, so here’s what to do if a kitty is choking

littlerosebirb:

breelandwalker:

coldalbion:

earthmindheartsky:

mycatisadolfkitler:

Save your kitties, we all know they eat everything anyway.

http://www.wikihow.com/Save-a-Choking-Cat

http://www.wikihow.com/Perform-CPR-on-a-Cat

Q

important

REBLOG TO SAVE THE KITTIES!

IMPORTANT FOR KITTY OWNERS

i-wadako:

blinkingkills:

heylaurak:

michaelmidnight:

korratea:

this video is so well done it deserves an oscar

IN A ROW?

oh my god the lipsync on this is so good

i can’t even this is so great.

PERFECT LIPSYNC OMG

the-true-space-fandom:

bogleech:

paladin-of-voretron:

stenbroughbilliam:

iholtzmann:

cumkittenhowell:

closet-keys:

amazighprincex:

clarknokent:

juleswatsvn:

juleswatsvn:

If you call pedophilia a kink please unfollow me and never talk to me again

Isn’t it disgusting that 23 people just unfollowed me

Unfollow me too

this goes double if you call paedophilia a disability. unfollow me twice

and if you call pedophilia an “orientation” or in any way compare it to being LGBP+ you can unfollow, delete your blog, and set yourself on fire.

I just lost 50 followers.. bye

clearing out the trash

GO ON AND S M A S H THAT UNFOLLOW BUTTON

BUHBYE U McNASTIES

I’ve seen this circulating forever and genuinely thought “no way do I have any of them following me” until this week when it turned out I had all these fuckin “MAP” (pedophile) followers sad to find out I’m an “anti” (normal person)

Please leave and also please get guinea worm.

you know where the fucking door is

la-plus-heureuse:

College band class pranks director with Mii Channel theme

darrencrissarmy:

Darren Criss – AVPM – Goin’ back to Hogwarts – London 2018

(Source: https://www.youtube.com/)

partyyghost:

good night. sleep tight. don’t let the bed bugs bite. tonight. imma fight. till we see the sunlight. tik tok. on the clock. but the party don’t stop.

dragon-in-a-fez:

dragon-in-a-fez:

I had to read this three times to realize it didn’t say “the power of YEET”

“this doesn’t work…” *throws laptop into the sun* “YEET”

niggazinmoscow:

jumpingjacktrash:

captainsnoop:

its wild to me that there are people out there who can actually complain about getting bad service. like, did you know if your package is late on amazon prime and you contact customer service they’ll give you a free month of Prime and a five dollar credit? ANY time that one of your packages is late? because I sure as fuck didn’t! I never thought to complain! an amazon employee could come in my house and beat me with a hammer and i’d just sit there and be like “its ok, it’s like this sometimes, i understand. the holidays can be stressful. i get it.”

did you know it’s possible to complain about service errors without being angry? you can even be friendly and nice about it!

“hey, so i think i got someone else’s chicken fingers, i ordered the quesadilla. oh, the cook misread the order and has to remake it? ok, i dig, i’ll wait. you’re offering me free breadsticks while i wait? sounds good, thanks!”

DO speak up, DO be specific about the problem, DON’T be blamey or sarcastic or snippy. DO realize it may take time to fix the problem, DON’T turn down extra goods/services they offer to make it up to you.

mistakes happen. businesses have a procedure for fixing mistakes. apology items are part of that procedure; if you turn them down, it doesn’t look like you’re not mad, it looks like you’re too mad to accept their apology but too confrontation-shy to say so. i promise that when you accept the free breadsticks your server heaves a secret sigh of relief.