easter is on april fools day this year and all i can think about is the bible story of jesus
an apostle: man i can’t believe jesus died
jesus, rising from the grave: surprise bitch april fools
an apostle: we thought you were dead!
jesus, about to invent april fools: oh, you haven’t heard?
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This idea came to me at 3am so don’t ask.
Oml
YES
This is the most accurate depiction of running a tumblr blog I’ve ever seen
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hey uhhhh has anyone done this yet
some, once, the worl gonna (INHALE) i aint arpest the sheh. he was kinda a thing and a the shape and L her four. WELL, they coming and coming, rules and out running. temps not to bun, you’re pot but you’re dumb. so do so muh so whats wro aching the. and if you don’t. (record scratch) and if you dont…
you’re an! get cha! go! ey! you’re a! get the sh! get ey! all that glisto! shoot staa go moe…
it’s a -tsk- and they colder! you’re now, wait older! but the men beg to, judging by the h. satellite. the ice we’s. getting pretty, waters getting might as well. worlds on! how bout. thats the way never get
you’re an! get cha! go! ey! you’re a! get the sh! get ey! all that glisto! shoot staa go moe…
(random discordant whistling and record scratches)
you’re an! get cha! go! ey! you’re a! get the sh! get ey! all that glistooo!!! shootn staa….
some once a spare change for need to self a this place. i said ye! what a cons. i could you a fuel mas. we could use a…CHAAAAAY! WELL!
they coming and coming, rules and out running! temps not to bun, you’re pot but you’re dumb. so do so muh so whats wro aching the. and if you don’t. (GO!) and if you dont!!!
you’re an! get cha! go! ey! you’re a! get the sh! get ey! all that glistooo! shoot staa go moe! n’ all that glisto! shoot staa go moe!
all these [song title] but only the second beat songs is what the cusp of dissociation and full blown panic attack feels like
You Are Going To Have So Much Success In 2018 (pass it on)
I nearly scrolled past, but I got nervous
Being a dad the right way
the turkey swiss on rye incident
aha, the full post. get back on my blog.
this is like a book
why ain’t nobody singing like this anymore???
Cause R&B singers wanna be rappers now
He singing. Like nobody business.
that broadway thing where the song ends and everyone freezes in their final pose (usually with their arms in the air) and you can see how heavily they’re breathing reblog if you agree
PASS THIS ON.
The first transgender suicide hotline is now up and running in the U.S. You can reach Trans Lifeline at 877-565-8860.
With trump winning this is especially important. Please reblog even if it “doesn’t fit your blog theme”
me at 4 am on a school night
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