rileyjaydennis:

wizardshark:

perpdurp:

killerchickadee:

kentparsoned:

*arrives three month late with a vine compilation*

I’ve never seen most of these AND there was my beloved fresh avocado so A+ all around.

Lmao the guy who slaps the ping pong ball in beer pong is my boyfriends brother

Some of these are sooooo creative???

im fucking ded fre shavacado gets me every time

‘LGBTQ people were born perfect’: A new bill would ban conversion therapy nationwide

vstheworld:

blkwlw:

ridiculouslyphotogenicsinosaurus:

gryphyl:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

believe-out-loud:

This bill would allow the Federal Trade Commission to classify conversion therapy and its practitioners as fraudulent.

❤ PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE LET THIS PASS ❤

And (according to this article anyway) it explicitly covers conversion therapy for gender identity!

SPREAD IT MY DUDES

SPREAD IT FAR AND WIDE

🙂

Please reblog. Conversion therapy fucked me up big time. This shouldn’t be able to happen to anyone.

‘LGBTQ people were born perfect’: A new bill would ban conversion therapy nationwide

grim-reaping:

flowersforone:

ayalaatreides:

did-you-kno:

If your nearest Waffle House is closed,
you should probably run. Because the
24-hour chains only shut down during
absolute devastation, FEMA unofficially
determines the severity of natural
disasters by whether local Waffle
Houses remain open or not. They
call this “The Waffle House Index.” Source

I didn’t believe this, even with a source, so I Googled it. I’M SORRY I DOUBTED YOU, DID-YOU-KNO.  Oh my god, FEMA really does have a Waffle House Index. I don’t know what to do with this information.

What if there are no Waffle Houses where you live? 

cybra-sensei:

thispreciousthing:

A six year old once asked me what adulthood is like.

“You can eat ice cream for dinner every night if you want,” I told him.

His face lit up.

“But you have to buy it yourself.”

I’ve never seen someone go from delighted to devastated as quickly as that little boy.

This is the most accurate description of adulthood I’ve ever heard.

yellowjuice:

tijopi11:

Why are people having so much issue with the article, I agreed with it? The title isn’t the most eloquent thing ever but the article wasn’t encouraging cheating, where you go behind your partners back, but instead looking at the issue of cheating as a not black-and-white thing where there’s one horribly evil person who just wanted to have fun/get laid with one traumatized-for-life victim. Instead, like most- nah, let me say with ANYTHING in real life beyond fiction, the article sees the grays in cheating and why the person cheated in the first place. Not to say that cheating isn’t a horrible thing to do, but I feel like people need to understand that there are reasons people do the things they do. People who cheat are human beings. They could feel horrible about it, they could be trapped in a marriage or relationship that they don’t feel they can escape, they can feel insecure and unloved. Again, not to say it’s something you should ever do, but dehumanizing someone over a mistake is just as bad in my opinion. There’s nowhere where they can talk about their experiences, and it’s likely we know a lot of people who have cheated in our lives even if they haven’t (or were too scared) to tell us about it. 

“dehumanizing someone over a mistake