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whencartoonsruletheworld:

chainerstorment:

kingloptr:

chazzaroo47:

novellaqueen:

do older generations not get fatalistic humor?? like the other day my friend’s parents were hanging around and we were joking and i was like “well no matter what i can always fling myself off the nearest cliff” and they didn’t laugh then later the mom pulled me aside and was like “maybe you should get some help, sweetie” like stfu?? help? in this economy? i don’t think so, debra

I honestly don’t think they get it as a coping mechanism, they think it’s a cry for help rather than actually helping.

i’d even say it’s past just coping and is also now a category of Stuff Kids Got Used To When No One Was Looking; not everyone using that humor is even covering up something bigger, we just stopped thinking fatalistic = taboo/unspeakable somewhere along the line, and most parents don’t seem to know why or how ~

My boss opened a door and missed me by inches, he said “whoops, almost killed you there!” My result of “Oh, if only.” Led to an awkward end of shift debrief.

This generation shares the same humor as the goddamn Addams Family and the previous generation is the White Sixties Family™ that lives next door and runs away screaming at the end of the episode

reclaimingthelatinatag:

anarchofeudalism:

saintzitao:

things u need to stop putting on your face

  • lemons
  • citrus in general  
  • coconut oil 
  • vaseline
  • baby oil on your eyes 
  • sugar 
  • baking soda 
  • toothpaste 
  • essential oils without diluting it with a carrier oil 
  • white vinegar 
  • st ives apricot scrubs 
  • aluminum powder in highly pigmented eyeshadows (nars and urban decay) 
  • sunscreens w/ vitamin A in them 

a breakdown of y u shouldn’t put these things on your face for saaaaaaaaaas:

• citrus on ya face can cause a phototoxic reaction called phytophotodermatitis

• coconut oil is comedogenic and will clog yr pores

• vaseline is horrible for the environment and doesnt actually moisturize, and can in fact trap toxins under the skin + slow cellular regeneration

• baby oil is similar to vaseline in its defects

• sugar particles are too large and if u use them to exfoliate yr face they create tiny lacerations

• using baking soda to exfoliate will fuck up the ph balance of your skin seriously who the fuck thought this was a good idea 

• toothpaste doesnt cause any harm as far as i know but it doesnt actually help w acne either. use a spot treatment or diluted tea tree oil 

• notice how i said diluted tea tree oil? thats bc if u use essential oils undiluted u could potentially irritate your skin even further. if u have sensitive skin, stick w a spot treatment

• white vinegar, again u will fuck up the ph balance of your face 

• st ives apricot scrubs are terrible for your skin they have shit ingredients and the particles are too big D O N O T 

• aluminum powder is linked to increased risk of cancer and many other health concerns and since the particles are so fine its easily absorbed into the bloodstream 

• vitamin a actually increases photosensitivity and additionally breaks down in sunlight and forms free radicals and it could POSSIBLY have a link to an increased risk of cancer 

in general you should just avoid diy skincare at all costs but like skincare products can also be harmful/ineffective. here’s a list of ingredients to look out for. for those on a budget here is a whole tag of drugstore skincare products. (and if u have a little more to spend lush has some great skin products)

just remember that u only have one face and its worth more than diy “skincare” that could potentially fuck u up for life

this has been a skincare psa thank u

PSA!

Also check Cosdna to know what ingredients are on products and patch test first!

kenderfriend:

arkhamarchitecture:

edens-blog:

emt-monster:

Please reblog if you know anyone who might take party drugs.

this is so important

Also important information: A cop cannot arrest you for something you already took. You can tell a cop to his face that you just injected black tar heroin in your veins and as long as you don’t currently have any on you (including things like syringes or residue in a pipe), there’s fuck all he can do about it.

I take police reports for a living. The number of people who will happily tell someone “Well officer, this fight started because I smoked crack cocaine earlier,” is astounding and also not at all illegal. The criminal charge is for Possession of a Controlled Substance. If you don’t possess any at the time, there’s no crime. The only thing you can get dinged for is if you’re actively on a drug and driving, in which case – DUI.

Please, please, please tell EMTs what you took. They’re not going to rat you out to the cops and even if they did, you will still be okay.

Spreading the word, being honest with paramedics and doctors can save your life

sleepy-sheepasaurus:

fluffy-luffy:

sounds-neet:

highmachinegun:

waltersandmurdock:

bemusedlybespectacled:

Shrek makes infinitely more sense if you ascribe to the theory that everyone is a PC in an RPG, and Donkey’s player managed to avoid a boss battle by rolling a nat 20 to seduce the fucking dragon

“I want to be a half-ogre.”

“What? You can’t. They’ve seen your picture, and you’re a human.”

“The ogre half is at night.”

“Ok, now it’s time for the boss fight against Farquaad.”

“I have my dragon girlfriend eat Farquaad.”

“…you what?”

“I have my dragon girlfriend-”

“No, no, I heard you the first time. Look, I’m gonna roll a d20 and if it’s a 20 then the dragon will eat Farquaad.”
-dice sounds-

*pinches the bridge of his nose* “Ok, so the boss is fucking dead now.”

By Shrek 2, everything has just gone to shit.

“Okay, so I go in as sexy human Shrek, riding on the shoulder of the giant gingerbread man, and pull down the drawbridge of the castle so I can slip in and crash the fairy god mother’s performance of I Need A Hero. Do I need to roll Endurance to survive boiling milk?”

*DM covers their face with both hands, sobbing* “What the fuck have you assholes done to my campaign!?”

@sleepy-sheepasaurus

Donkey is the bard who seemingly forgot that their spells require a free hand to cast.

Puss In Boots is the rogue who put all of his points into charisma, probably bribed the DM into letting him be bipedal. Donkey’s player won’t let it go.