the-black-backed-gull:

andrewinyrd:

andrewinyrd:

women who perform sexual acts on underage boys deserve to be thrown under the prison never to see the light of day again right next to the men who perform sexual acts on underage girls

and if you disagree you don’t deserve to be around kids. i wouldn’t trust you with my toenail much less a child

if you disagree you can unfollow me right now 

relishboi:

hminteresting:

relishboi:

relishboi:

as the quality of everything in the world decreases, the quality of pictures of cats increases tenfold, and the rise has been exceptional for the past two years

this picture literally is divine influence

The pharaohs daughter finding Moses at the riverbank

this reply completely knocked the wind out of me

hedgehogsinsparklypjs:

aliveaminellielizadeadtaylor:

aliveaminellielizadeadtaylor:

aliveaminellielizadeadtaylor:

aliveaminellielizadeadtaylor:

aliveaminellielizadeadtaylor:

silverspectrumm:

aliveaminellielizadeadtaylor:

aliveaminellielizadeadtaylor:

aliveaminellielizadeadtaylor:

Or is she just being friendly?

My favourite game

Update: she fancies me

Update: She’s my girlfriend

Update: We live together

Update: We just got our first house 🏡

Update: Here’s us with our first Christmas Tree

Update: Here’s a little doodle of us I had commissioned for her birthday

Update, we’re engaged

THIS IS THE CUTEST THING EVER

damagedbydefault:

side effects of being numb due to mental illness:

• not crying for weeks and weeks on end until one day, you’re breaking down over something that isn’t actually worth getting upset about
• not being able to tell if your feelings for people are platonic or romantic or if you’re just lonely
• instead of caring too much, you don’t care at all about anything
• not being able to process anything going on in your life and when you try, your brain stalls out
• losing your train of thought every five seconds, so when you try to have a conversation, you have to pause and remember what you were trying to say
• word vomiting
• mind “static”

freddieandersen:

biotechwitch:

the statue in the bottom right is Le génie du mal, carved by guillame geefs to replace a different lucifer (known as either Le génie du mal or L’ange du mal) carved by his younger brother. why did joseph geefs’ lucifer get removed from the cathedral? it was too sexy. the statue was too sexy by far.

st. paul’s cathedral in liége went from one lucifer, whom they called ‘too sublime’ and removed because he was distracting ‘pretty penitent girls,’ to another lucifer, who they’ve left there for 170 years even though he’s so hot that satanists visit the cathedral to meditate in the presence of this Most Sexy Of Lucifers

here’s how i imagine that went down.

liege cathedral: hmm. you know what we need? a nice satan for our church. let’s ask joey geefs

joseph geefs: sculpts this

liege cathedral: no!! too hot!! now we all want to fuck lucifer! we need a different satan. let’s ask… the sexy lucifer sculptor’s BROTHER. yes. willy geefs is older so he definitely doesn’t want to fuck lucifer

guillaume geefs, who DOES want to fuck lucifer, and the only sign of his being older than his brother is that the lucifer he wants to fuck is somewhat older: sculpts this

liege cathedral: shit. well we don’t have any more money for lucifers so i guess we’ll keep this sexy lucifer

mlm, straight girls, and satanists in the vicinity of liege: NICE

loudpasta:

My Conspiracy Theory