once-a-polecat:

anotherdayforchaosfay:

tygermama:

byebyeskylark:

glynnisi:

captainevans:

“did chris evans actually jump that high to grab onto that helicopter in civil war?”

friendly reminder that chris vaulted with ease over chris pratt after just telling him less than a minute before that he would be able to clear him if he only put his head down.

I want a Celebrity Obstacle Course show where all the pretty people can show off their hard stunt work for us and also occasionally eat it, because they need to be humbled sometimes. The judges would be career stunt people, to give them visibility, because they work even harder. Shirts optional.

You wouldn’t even finish the phrase “Celebrity Ninja Warrior” before Chris would start jumping up and doing yelling “Me! Me! Pick me!”

Anyone know how to contact Netflix about this?

Celebrity. Ninja. Warrior.

This needs to happen.

Please Don’t Support This

diaryofajewishconvert:

A trailer for a new movie starring Jeremy Renner and Elizabeth Olsen just came out, and we should all be mad. 

This is a movie about murder on native american reservations, FRAMING THE ENTIRE STORY AROUND WHITE PEOPLE. 

For context, this is actually a serious problem on reservations because the government does not give a single flying fuck and evil white men have figured out that native women are easy targets. 84% of native women report being the victims of violence, significantly higher than any other group in the country. 90% of the perpetrators are non-native. Reservation governments can’t try white people and the FBI refuses to, so the violent crime rates are much higher. Native women routinely go missing, and people in power do not give a damn.

So now they’re making a movie about it WHERE ALL THE NATIVE PEOPLE ARE BACKGROUND CHARACTERS IN THEIR OWN STORY. This is, of course, continuing the longstanding tradition of media and hollywood completely ignoring native people and giving even the few roles that should belong to them (Jacob Black in Twilight, Jacqueline White on Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt) go to white people, making it completely impossible for native people to tell their own stories, while white people make millions off of exploiting them.

tldr; White people have spent centuries murdering natives and trying to destroy native communities, which continues in horrifying ways today, and now another movie made by white people has just come out which will make millions of dollars from commodifying this violence.

PLEASE REBLOG. PLEASE DON’T GIVE MONEY TO THIS MOVIE. PLEASE TELL YOUR FRIENDS NOT TO.

jucbw:

a-greatbig-bottleof-fuck:

thebestoftumbling:

Adorable baby fakes crying when daddy tries to cut her fingernails. (x)

Can anyone provide a translation? I kinda wanna know what he’s saying.

Dad: Wait a little bit, it’s just this tip here. Can you wait please?

{Baby cries Dad laughs}

Dad: My love, wait! {laughs} wa- wait! Wait.

[tries again, baby cries, he laughs}

Dad: Ok. Wait, okay? Without crying, okay? Wait.

[Baby screams, he looks up laughing]

Dad: (laughing) You scared me! Wait, I’m just going to cut off the little tip. Oh sweet jesus what a riot. Okay wait, just the little tip. {baby fake cries} Okay, stay calm. Wait, just stay calm.

[baby cries again]

Dad [laughs]: Oh no.Okay wait, wait, just the little tip.

[He fails, they both laugh]

@a-greatbig-bottleof-fuck