willow-wanderings:

howlingguardian:

Wait, so in Gryffindor Tower, if a boy tries to go up the girl’s staircase, it turns into a slide, right? What if one day a kid sets foot on it, but it remains stairs, all the way to the top, and at the top the kid whispers “I knew I was a real girl”

*slamming fist on the table* MORE TRANS POSITIVE HEADCANONS (TRANS POSITIVE CANON WOULD BE FUCKING GREAT TOO WHILE WE’RE AT IT)

greenseams:

leonanson:

nikolasdraperivey:

snowstorm-thirteen:

dontneedfeminism:

hominishostilis:

socialjust-ish:

you-all-hate-me:

blondeisawesome:

Putin “taking notes” during Obama’s speech.

If obama was speaking I’d do the same thing

While it’s very possible he’s doodling, let us not forget that Russian Cursive apparently looks like this:

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So it is very possible he just has messy handwriting (look at how he’s holding the pen) and is in fact taking notes.

Or he could just be doodling.

I’ve never seen Russian cursive and now I can’t stop laughing. 

This kind of thing is why cursive is a horrible idea.

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Russian doctors notes written in cursive. Pretty sure Putin is actually taking notes.

My eyes….

i guess their writing looks like they were rushin

STOP

https://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/mister-jazz-master/154742200900/tumblr_medob0WBrg1rxos7g?plead=please-dont-download-this-or-our-lawyers-wont-let-us-host-audio
http://mister-jazz-master.tumblr.com/post/154742200900/audio_player_iframe/mister-jazz-master/tumblr_medob0WBrg1rxos7g?audio_file=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.tumblr.com%2Faudio_file%2Fmister-jazz-master%2F154742200900%2Ftumblr_medob0WBrg1rxos7g

johibiki:

cheddarjackie:

happynstanceimaging:

kyntello:

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It is borderline shameful how loud I just laughed.

I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING

i want all police sirens to be replaced with thsi audio

blackness-by-your-side:

Iraqi soldier involved in operation to retake Mosul from IS finds mother among civilians being bused out of the city. Soldier’s tearful reunion with his mother after 2 years.

Such stories will never appear in headlines of American newspapers. American citizens should not see the other side of the war and the impact on Muslim children their families. The government displays all Muslims as bloody beasts, however it’s far form being true.

I wish someday people would understand the necessity of peace.

#StopIslamophobia #StopWar

zerotide:

fuckthefearturkey:

tryingtomakesenseofpeople:

jennykrigg-court:

Fucking really? This reblogged by someone I thought was decent? Because yeah, let’s mock non-binary teens who are trying to figure out their gender! Let’s mock people having panic attacks and other adverse reactions to things which remind them of awful shit that’s happened to them!

I mean… really?

Are you actually defending mayonnaise? 

Im choking omg

And let it be known that on this day, tumblr user jennykrigg-court actively and unironically attempted to defend mayonnaise as a gender.

http://a.tumblr.com/tumblr_nilpljERtE1sqbm3to1.mp3?plead=please-dont-download-this-or-our-lawyers-wont-let-us-host-audio
http://mister-jazz-master.tumblr.com/post/154666260095/audio_player_iframe/mister-jazz-master/tumblr_nilpljERtE1sqbm3t?audio_file=http%3A%2F%2Fa.tumblr.com%2Ftumblr_nilpljERtE1sqbm3to1.mp3

froborr:

stumbleoutermales:

personpitch2007:

DELETE THIS POST

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME

*clicks play in morbid curiosity*

*hammers reblog button*