I think one of the reasons venom is so popular, and I feel like this based on all the fan art ive seen, is that while it’s supposed to be invasive and creepy to have another entity inhabit your body. All of us are depressed and lonely and so having another being with us to keep us company and have access to our experience and our thoughts but be objectively separate from them is actually pretty comforting.
Make a Vampire character who’s lived through several waves of the common language’s development and can’t let go if certain gramatical habbits from different time eras.
So like, thou ist a horrid creature, an absolute cur, but go off i guess
… can i use that phrase irl?
Absolutely you can and I encourage more uses of similar phrases that just completely fuck up the chronology of the english langauge. I wanna hear 15th century english mixed with surfer speak mixed with current age internet lingo like all the time.
Like this? Well my dude, seems like a weasel hath not such a deal of splean as you’re toss’d with. Chill already, you’re not valid.
You are an unrighteous, bastardly gullion. Heaven truly
knows that thou art false as hell. When you die, I will face God and walk
backwards into hell just so that I can beat your ass in the afterlife too.
I love the idea of a vampire who’s language travels back in time as they get pissed.
I grieve for thee in these trying times. Alexa play Despacito
Everyone should just say “Fuck Work” one day and just not go
Im actually serious. like, unless you can’t miss a day of work and risk endangering someone’s life, like a paramedic or doctor or something, literally everyone should just choose at least one day and just not go, preferably around Christmas so it fucks them the most. Fuck that Wal-Mart 9-5, fuck that Steak n’ Shake shift, super fuck the police, definitely fuck Amazon, and God Fuck Capitalism. the fuck they’re gonna do about it, fire 1000 employees?
y’all out here reblogging this like it’s a joke but come December if we all banded together and didn’t go to work, aint none of these big companies gonna be able to make quota and what the fuck can they do, fire like 10,000 people nation-wide and hope they can train enough people in on day to tip the scale back? fuck no, they’re gonna have to eat that loss, and even if its only one day, that’s gonna set millions of amazon orders back. its gonna fuck walmart’s whole thing, sam walton can suck a cock. these companies aint got no power without us but yall still think its a joke. and honestly if y’all want a fucking pay raise that bad, put up or go home and show they asses that they aint nothing but a name without bottom-level workers like us for like 3 days and something is gonna have to give
december 20th 2018 is gonna be national fuck work day
and y’all can go if you want but im staying my ass home and playing super smash bros ultimate
Also @ customers make plans for your holiday feasts early on so no one has to work those days.
My american friends are out there making General strike history im in
Make sure to get yr friends & coworkers in on national fuck work day too 🙂
The guy got his life and career destroyed by his divorce, cut him some slack.
he was also sexually assaulted by a man who could destroy his career
protect him
reblog if the man on the right is just as beautiful as the man on the left
people grow old? like, that’s a thing that happens? leave my guy alone.
Also that photo on the right is from like 2010 when he specifically and intentionally gained weight for that unfortunately lame family comedy Furry Vengeance
Please read this. He’s a wonderful man who went through so much.
He’s got a house on the countryside and bought a horse used on one of his shoots for his Autistic son, who he clearly loves so much.
He also did his own stunts and ended up really fucking up his body, but directors LOVED that he did his own stunts. It’s one of the reasons he was hired like he was. He’s had multiple surgeries and has chronic health issues. Mocking him helps no one. Protect him like we protect Terry Crews.
Shoutout to the guy with the icon of that green bird guy from sonic who I kept getting into fights with in 7th grade and everytime I’d log into my alternate “youtube staff” account and ask for his password and every single time he’d give it to me and I’d delete his account and he remade like 3 times and all 3 times I did it again
If you used to have a YouTube with a Jet the Hawk icon, and if your account got stolen and deleted 3-4 times in 2008-2009, please contact me, I want to reconnect
not that i’d actually wanna live in a different time period, thanks very much, but also lately im vibing the idea of being born hundreds years ago when an army trudges through my city and kills all my loved ones and i must assume a male disguise in order to seek revenge in this male-dominated society so i cut my hair short and slick it back and join the army and learn how to use a big heavy broadsword and i soon have a reputation as a great swordsman which is only overpowered by my reputation as a great lover despite the fact i never take all my clothes off but i still manage to get all the women and the other guys in my regiment can’t figure out how i’m so good with them but i just gotta shrug and play up the ladies man thing until one day i meet a princess of the blood and im charged with protecting her on a journey out of the capital but we get separated from the rest of the regiment and i start developing feelings for her because she’s spunky but i know It Can Never Be for a number of reasons and then one night she catches me bathing in the moonlight and i instinctively draw my sword because No One Can Know My Womanly Secret but also she’s the princess and also also now i’m in love with her so i simply hand the sword over but she throws it aside with a clatter and throws herself at me and we make love by the lakeside and the next day i put on my soldiers gear and we keep moving wondering what the future will hold when the enemy horde comes upon us and i defend her but am outnumbered when suddenly our separated guards catch up and we fight the invaders and i kill the man who slaughtered my family because he is conveniently part of this regiment and we’re all happy for our victory but i still look sadly at the princess because It Can Still Never Be and i must take her to the capital to meet her betrothed and we kiss and make love sadly in a tent one last time but then we finally reach the city it turns out her fiance is a huge Gay too and has a huge entourage of gays following him around and brushing lint out of his fur coats and he hires me to be the queen’s bodyguard wink wink nudge nudge and i meet her nightly using a secret passageway under the castle and also i get a really cool new sword and history doesnt remember me as anything more than a friend to the queen until centuries later when a bunch of love letters are found in a secret compartment under the castle by a lesbian librarian who was researching the local history and she falls in love with the lady castle tour guide as they bond over an interest in our love story the end
i can’t believe how many notes this has. you’re all really gay
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