remind me again why morgan freeman wasn’t dumbledore i mean “harry did you put your name in the goblet of fire?” could not possibly sound sweeter than coming from his heavenly voice i just
listen to me though: samuel l jackson as dumbledore
“I recognise the ministry has made a decision, but given that it’s a stupid-ass decision, I’ve elected to ignore it. ”
I have had it with these morherfuckin basilisks in this motherfuckin castle
– Coconut oil or shea butter is great for boob sweat smelliness, since it seals in moisture (it works for me, however if you’re protein sensitive or prone to body acne you might not want to do this)
– Diluted essential oils, natural deodorant or shea butter for thigh chafing. I wouldnt recommend antiperspirant cause aluminum and all that jazz.
– Crop tops? WEAR THEM.
– They want you to ride their face but you’re scared? Do it. They’re grown. They will find a way to breathe. (I mean, make sure you dont cover both their mouth and nose for safety reasons)
– Afraid to have sex with the lights on? Girl, they knew what they signed up for, flaunt them stretch marks. Guarantee you that your confidence will turn them on even more.
– Double chin troubles? Search for contouring videos on youtube
– Having trouble with confidence? Walk with your shoulders back and your head high, I promise you it works
-Scared to eat in fear of judgment? Please eat, they’re probably not paying you any attention and if they are? Fuck em
– Worried about if you could get away with wearing that? Well I’m telling you that you CAN.
– Friends who make negative comments about your weight are not your friends !!!!
And last but not least important, ALWAYS remember:
In case you didn’t know, Amazon gives away a FREE6-month trial of Amazon Prime to college students! All you have to do is confirm your college email and you’re good to go!
I would take people out at the knees with a baseball bat to get front of the line access to a remote cabin in the woods where no one knows where I am and can’t contact me, all for a $100k reward after the fact.
I really love this story and poem, so I drew something and hope you like it too
( ᵒ̴̶̷᷄ д ᵒ̴̶̷᷅ ) too pure too soft I love this so much I want to make it to a book and it literally looks like it could be a chidrens book? the coloring is super soft and whole design is so so calming and so so nice and I really really love this.
reblogging again bc if you, like me, love to send annoying bullshit to your friends i wrote down a version to copy and paste so you dont have to do what i did
“Hey [name]! You sure seem sweet. What’s a girl like you up to these days? You know, like how you doin? Hopfully your havin a great time. You know, like livin life to the fullest. Amiright?? Anyway get back at this lil guy if you feel like shooting the talky talky. Amirighr or amirigjt baby!! ?? Well totes magotes baby chilli flake. Sizzlin spitter and sputter and spicy and spatter. Anyways baby. Totes magotes messege baby chilli flake.. lates magnates .”
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