Aries: “Oh my wizard god!”
Taurus: “If I had an invisibility cloak I’d use it so I’d never have to face my own reflection in the mirror.”
Gemini: “What the hell is a hufflepuff?”
Cancer: “Malfoy, you coward! Ten points from Gryffindor!”
Leo: “When I had a body, I had mad game with the bitches… Just ask Bellatrix Lestrange!”
Virgo: “Thanks, Hermione”
Libra: “And you think killing people will make them like you, but it doesn’t… It just makes them dead.”
Scorpio: “It’s just every time I look at her I get pains in my chest, and I just know it’s her fault, that bitch…!”
Sagittarius: “BITCH I AIN’T CHO CHANG”
Capricorn: “Usually, I just kill people who try to get me to open up…oops.”
Aquarius: *to quirrel* “GO HOME TERRORIST!”
Pisces: “Come on, I’m tired. Can’t we just be Death Eaters?”

aph-dont-tell-my-mum:

– Draco rolling around on the floor
– How Snape is portrayed
– Dumbledore’s voice 
– Cho Chang’s accent
– When Draco starts to sing and they cut him off
– How Harry is basically the complete opposite of the original character 
– Voldemort being dragged around on Quirrel’s back 
– Voldemort’s character in general 
– “Oh my wizard god!”
– The opening to Act 2
– Harry’s song for Cho Chang Ginny
– How Ron always has a snack 
– “Where’d you put the invisibility cloak?” “Over there on that magic walking chair- oh shit”
–  When Draco tricks Voldemort into being his slave for a day
– How everyone loves Zac Efron
– When Ron doesn’t have a snack and the piano guy gives him some redvines 
– The sword of Godric Gryfindor is a form toy sword
– How they indirectly tell you everything you need to know through the dialogue 
– “Ten point to Dumbledore!”
– Cedric Diggory 
– Voldemort and Quirrel’s relationship 
– Ron’s roar and ‘LETS GO KILL VOLDEMORT’ after he and Hermione kiss
– When Snape half breaks character and says ‘woah, deja vu’
– When they break the fourth wall
– Molly’s random cameo 
– When Voldemort can’t get through the door so he just walks through the curtain
– “You think killing people will make them like you, but it doesn’t. It just makes them dead.”

myinconveniencestore:

A Very Potter Musical had a Zac Efron poster as one of Voldemort’s horcruxes, Quirrell and Voldemort getting together and the entire Harry Potter series being written by Gilderoy Lockhart and I am 1000000000% more likely to accept that as canon than the Cursed Child plot.