agenderhancock:

matt-the-blind-cinnamon-roll:

cindehella:

wave-dancing-bottles:

guywholikesyou2:

queenbean03:

rootbeergoddess:

theinsanityofamanatee:

stonerdy:

rachel-rockhell:

lesbocommunism:

genderdeathriot:

cultural-mothwomanism:

cultural-goldmanism:

cisphobiccommunistopinions:

funkpunkandrollmuhfucka2:

jupitersaurus:

thresholdofzero:

fuckyeahroosterteethproductions:

kingryan-risenfromtheashes:

vault-lad:

robodongers:

pearlpines:

peachlez:

thefleshmustgrow:

7thstanduserdlc:

miyushinoharaofficial:

horuss:

kazuichi-relatable:

magnumbot:

jokesontoast:

Please people thee are only two genders…. I can’t believe that Tumblr is allowed to exist and make up all these ridiculous identities and not have all its users in mental health facilities. 

someone reblog this with the two real genders because this guy sure as heck didnt specify

Pokemon and Digimon

sun and moon

super trans and mega trans

chungo and scrungus

salt and pepper

Neither and both

Nintendogs 1 & 2

handmaiden and fuedal lord

Birdemic: Shock and Terror and Birdemic 2: The Resurrection

Team lads and team gents

Achievement Hunter and Funhaus

Khal Drogo and Not Khal Drogo

Mario and Luigi

Tom and Jerry

Ass and tiddies

Star Trek and Star Wars

Simon and garfunkel

Primmie and techie

Marina and The Diamonds

Grump and Not So Grump

Bread and butter

Ruby and Sapphire

Spaghetti and meatballs

Mustard and mayo

Myself and I.

Zenescope and Valiant 

What’s New Pussycat and It’s Not Unusual

Prep and Goth

Pepe and Dat Boi

poorlytimedboner:

This is literally the best party game ever ok so here’s what you do:

Everyone sits in a circle

Whoever goes first whispers a question to the person on their right

The person on the right must answer the question out loud. The trick is, no one else in the circle knows the question. 

Next, someone flips a flip-flop up in the air. 

If it lands face up: the asker must say the question out loud to the whole group

If the flip flop lands face down: the asker doesn’t say anything, and everyone in the group is left to wonder what in the world the question was. 

And you go around the circle like that. The best questions have the answers as people. We like to limit it just to people in the circle, too. It just makes it more fun. 

Here are some examples of good questions:

• You have to cover someone in the circle completely in peanut butter and lick it all off. Who?
• You and one other person must be surgically bound together for the rest of your life. Who is the other person?
• You and someone in the circle go in a dark room for 1 hour and do unspeakable things. Who?

the creepy sexual ones are the best, and it’s really fun when you limit it to people in the circle. have fun

danandphilflower:

buy me tickets to Hamilton

dreamsmp3:

vodni:

zaynmalikeatsass:

i hate this pic bc everyone is staring @ zayn but zayn is only looking at liam

he only got two eyes

every day. every single day i think about this post. i’ve been on this website for 5 years and no post has ever changed me the way this post has.