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ceeblathers:

ceeblathers:

ceeblathers:

ceeblathers:

my brother is sitting in the chair in my room studying a practice test thing for his final test before he becomes a fully certified EMT tomorrow and he’s mumbling some of the questions out loud and he just went “a child has fallen from a monkey at school…” and he just got dead quiet and stared at the wall for like a solid minute with the most stricken look on his face before he whispered “there’s no protocol for monkeys”

bro

bro it means monkey bars 

now he’s googling “child falls from monkey” and apparently the only thing that pops up is Fall Out Boy’s “Thnks Fr th Mmrs”

 I M  L AHUGNI N G SO H ARD  HE WENT INTO THE KITCHEN LIKE 5 MINUTES AGO AND STARTED A CONVERSATION WITH MY MOM AND I HEARD HIM JUST STOP MID SENTENCE AND THEN SHOUT “FUCKING MONKEY BARS” 

this was a post meant for like 6 people who actually know my brother and now this is the only image he has on this site he’s the “monkey protocol” guy for almost 100,000 people I give up

blad-the-inhaler:

sharpieklepto:

macdicilla:

wheelclair:

Hey I know you guys are really obsessed with that John comedian and calling him a gay icon and stuff but can I redirect you to Chris Fleming who is a queer comedian who’s funny, relatable as fuck, and talks about being queer. He’s best know for his show Gayle but he does stand up too. 

AND he’s from Massachusetts

Also I recommend Ian Harvie! Hes a trans guy comedian who does stand up 

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