lymphonodge2:

boygraves:

cute gender neutral things to call ur partner 

• the big bean 
• industrial sized jar of peanut butter 
• left boob
• a literal bee 
• paper towel  

pro-gay:

adumbrant:

pro-gay:

Hm. I must say, I was very anti-sport before but after being on tumblr.com for a while I definitely identify with jocks. Unlike nerds, they’ve never made me read sherlock mpreg miscarriage on the Harry Potter train AU Masterposts. They only wanna kick their balls and take booty pics. I’m sorry i took u for granted, jocks

The jocks were only trying to protect us all this time

They pushed nerds into lockers when no one else did

lesboheresy:

politics are a nightmare i’m going to the scottish highlands to eat dirt and lavender

shorthistorian:

professorsparklepants:

marisatomay:

I lay awake at night dreading the day when a very potter musical is no longer outrageously funny to people because they don’t understand all of the painfully 2009 cultural references that are made

Isn’t this what happened to Shakespeare

Future editions of AVPM will have a footnote explaining who Zac Efron was.